mario x sonic x ishospeed love story

meeting

mario was doing a runaway show where he was showing off his sexy body with balenciaga clothing and sonic was staring together with thanos and ishowspeed bc they weree all inlove with mario

although mario already has a gf, princess peach, they dont stand a chance

princess peach is a gigachad with the perfect pink clothes

everyone is obsessed with her so it hard to try and steal mario from her but ishowspeed decided to try anyway bc he loves mario soooo fuckingg muchhh!!!!!!!!!!!😁 the next day he went up to marios huge mansion build by quandale dingle and so he knocked on the door and mario opened 

"MARIO I LOV U AND I CANT KEEP MY EYES OF U PLS MARRY ME!" speed yelled, mario couldnt say no to that and so he say bye to princess peach and left with speed and then they marry and speed now owns a 24 karrat thingy ring its rlly cool but mario feels like speed is using him for money so he broke up with speed and signed a divorce paper and then he got with thanos

the 2 of em had sex and now have 3 babies, shit, shat and shot. theyre so cute everyone loves them so speed decided to kill the babies in revenge of what mario did so thanos got sad and shat on shats grave to accept his death and it worked hes not depressed anymore in fact thanos had become a stripper and now sonic has a crush on thanos

so mario killed himself and speed had been in grief for 2 days while thanos and sonic were slowly falling in love. the 2 of them got married and now have 92 babies all named dababy and theyre so proud bc one of them blew up russia and now theyre being awarded the nobel price. tho ishowspeed got jealous and shot all 91 babies in the head. still 1 baby was alive tho and he escaped to germany he stayed there for 10 years and became a spiritual jew only ishowspeed then found him en murdered him and all jews then speed got arrested and peed on by small dick cops so yeah