Never lose again datebayo

ch 1 Please dont fold

"Please don't fold." "why Shoresy? We're firmly in the basement.. the town's turned their back on us. We don't even have a coach now. What are we supposed to do?" A beautiful brown and blond streak haired woman named Nat said from behind her desk with her two enforcers Miigwan and Ziig two native girls that were sisters on either side of her desk. In front of it were two hockey players. One was a tall native with long black hair with a grey shirt jeans and a brown jacket the other a shorter white guy with patchy facial hair a backwards hat and a hoodie with a bulldog biting a hockey stick under a black peacoat. They were Sanguinet and Shoresy. Shoresy's face had a look of devastation on it and he let go of Sanger's hand and said. "Never lose again." Nat looked up at him surprised. Shoresy stood and said with grit. "This team will never lose again. "Wheels are already in motion Shoresy. I gassed Michaels -" Shoresy cut her off. "Sanguinet will coach." Sanguinet turned and said. "But I'm a player." Shoresy replied. "Sanguinet you're a healthy scratch on the last place club in the no shows, Hang em up." Nat tented her fingers and said. "What's your plan?" Shoresy looked at her and said. "Me? One top line of Canadian grade studs to fill the nets surround them with the toughest natives we can find." Ziig replied. "Tough natives is redundent." Her sister said. "That's a good plan." Nat repeated Miig. "That IS a good plan." Shoresy said. "It's the best fucking plan ive heard in my life." Sanger smiled and said. "My man." Shorsey continued. "We'll just use the money you were gonna spend on Michaels to bring four guys that'll turn this ship right round." Ziig her ever-present scowl in the presence of Shorsey said. "Then that's four guys shes gonna have to put up in hotels." Shoresy replied back. "They'll stay with me." Ziig said. "So you're saying you've got four studs that'll completely uproot their lives to live with you and play senior hockey in Sudbury. Are they fucking Inbred?" Shoresy scoffed and said. "Does anyone kinda think Ziig maybe wishes they were?" Nat leaned back in her chair as a thought came to mind about a fifth player she knew of. "Four team league, four games left." Nat said as Shoresy replied. "Timmons, North Bay once, Sui twice, all four on home ice." Sanguinet added. "We can get in right before the trade deadline." Nat sat straight and said. "I want bottoms in seats." Shoresy said. "Watch this." "I can't lose one more game." "We won't." Nat looked at the team captain and said. "Shoresy..." Shoresy stood straight and with complete conviction said. "This team will never lose again." Nat sniffed and said. "If we never lose again we win the league." Shoresy gave her a look before she said. "Okay." Sanguinet smiled and said as he went to pat Shoresy's shoulder. "How bout that." Shut the fuck up Sanguinet." Shoresy said as Nat got in his face. "Get your guys be ready." "We will." Nat glared a bit as she said. "Cause if you lose-" "We won't" "If you lose one more game we fold." Shoresy narrowed his eyes and said. "Nat if you were about fifteen years older I'd think about it." "Fuck you Shoresy. But speaking of fifteen years. I might have another stud to add to your list. You might know him. He lives in your hometown. He's almost as bad as you." Shoresy looked at her before grinning showing his broken tooth. "Oh fuck Nat you are a genius." they talked about finding a new sponsor and Nat told Shoresy to tell his buddy at the press. Miig said. "We'll need some tough natives." Ziig replied. "Tough natives is redundent." Nat said. "I've got some. Now I gotta make a call.

Letterkenny Ontario, Uzumaki fitness.

A blond young man in his mid-twenties was doing chin-ups in the doorway of his office with a pull-up bar when his cell started chirping. He was a a good-looking guy, a lean muscular build. Not built like the chest puffers that usually came into his gym. He had sunny blond hair, sapphire blue eyes and whisker marks on his cheeks like birthmarks. Three on each side. He was tanned and wore a green and black shirt with an E on it. Hockey gear was piled in a corner. He picked up the phone. "Hey Nat long time no talk. What can I do for you?" he listened intently and said. "So he's gathering up studs and he didn't think of me? Fucking basic. I appreciate you thought of me though. I can come up. Find me an apartment and I'll make the rest of the arrangements. I just gotta tell the managers I'll be gone for a bit. Oh and I want number 9." Naruto hung the phone up and shouted. "Mary-Anne, Betty-Anne!" two women in tank tops with purple Letterkenny Shamrockettes track jackets appeared in the door. "What the fuck do you want Naruto?" Betty-Anne said with a playful glare. "I'm going up to Sudbury to play Senior AAA whaleshit for a bit. I want you two to run the place for me while I'm gone. Glenn and Fisky will help out from time to time. I'll pay you both double your wages for it." The two hockey players smiled and Mary-Anne said. "We can do that. Oh and when you see Shoresy kick him in the nuts for us." "Too right Betty-Anne Hoof him right in the coconuts." Naruto chuckled and said. "I'll try my best. I gotta go pack. Might leave Kurama with Dan while I'm gone." he said mentioning his pet fox. The two looked at eachother and said. "We can watch her. Dan's got his cousin Samuel staying with him." Naruto rolled his eyes and said. "Samuel is a little shithead." Betty-Anne said. "I'm sure Wayne will agree with you." the two left the office as Naruto handed Mary-Anne the keys to the gym with his spare house key and grabbed his gear bag before heading out the door. On his way out he said to a tall muscular guy with tattoos on his arms and a wife beater and a short burly dude standing outside smoking a couple joints. "Oi, Tyson JB I'm heading to Sudbury to pull Shoresy's ass out of the fire for a hockey season. Keep an eye on my house, eat my food and keep the dicks and chest puffers out of my gym." Tyson nodded his head and said as joint boy puffed on his joint. "Yeah man. We'll keep an eye out." JB nodded before Naruto headed home and cleaned up and chopped up the last of the fish he caught and put it in a dog dish. "Kurama Dinner." a beautiful red fox trotted into the room and looked up at him and sniffed the dish before eating. "I'm gonna be gone for a bit but the girls and Tyson are gonna check in on you. Don't chase the chickens and stay the fuck away from Stormy." He pet the vixen as she stared at him whimpering sadly. He patted her head and went to grab some stuff. He packed up a suitcase and checked his phone to see Nat found him a place. He called the building manager and got the place and paid extra for him to furnish the place for him. He finished packing his stuff up in suitcases and all his toiletries in a plastic storage container. He put everything in his truck and drove off towards Sudbury. He stopped at a farm stand on the way where three guys were drinking with a woman laying back in a lounge chair in short shorts and a bikini top. Naruto slowly pulled up trying not to disturb the gravel. He hopped out of his truck and walked up to the stand. "Naruto, how are ya now?" the tall red flannel wearing guy asked. "Good and you Wayne?" Wayne nodded and said. "Good. What can we help you with today?" Naruto smiled and waved to Squirrely Dan and Daryl and sent a wink to Katy. "I've gotta go up to Sudbury for a bit. I've got Tyson and joint boy watching my place for me. Figured I'd ask if you'd check on my chickens and make sure nobody messes with my garden." Wayne stood and said. "That can be arranged." Squirrley Dan asked. "So who is goings to be watchings Kuramas?" Naruto turned to the bearded hick and said. "Mary-Anne and Betty-Anne said they'd take her in for a bit. Figured I'd come say goodbye before I leave. Oh and shoot the Skids if they try to fuck around in my house." Wayne nodded and shook Naruto's hand as Darry asked. "So what do you have to do up in Sudbury?" Naruto responded with. "Going to save a senior AAA whale shit hockey team from folding." Wayne replied. "Isn't that where Shoresy went?" Naruto nodded. "That's who I'm pulling out of the fire." He looked down at his watch and said. "I'll see you guys later. I'll let you know how it goes." Naruto hopped into his truck and went off to Sudbury.