Secrecy

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Loki created a chat. 

Loki renamed the chat [Secrecy] 

Loki invited Shuri, Scott, Yelena, Peter, Pietro. 

Loki: So guys, we all know us six have been carrying this prank war for weeks 

Shuri: Yep, it's literally been all us on our side. I'm not even there, I just make the plans and do some hacking 

Scott: Me too, minus the hacking part. 

Scott: I'm Scott by the way, it's great to meet you all! 

Peter: Great to meet you too! 

Peter: Wait why are we here? 

Loki: To forge an alliance and prank the others so hard they won't know what hit them 

Yelena: Yes! We shall fool them all and snatch a victory from right under their noses! Like when I blew up a getaway ship and freed a bunch of assassins! 

Peter: This lady scares me 

Pietro: You get used to it 

Shuri: If we're forging secret alliances I'm going to backup the security around this chat so Stark can't get it in 

Yelena: Good do that 

Loki: Alright people, ideas 

Peter: What if we pretend to be super villains and get them all to chase us? 

Scott: And lure them to some kind of public place where the others will cover them in glitter and sparkles 

Loki: I can be the villain, they already don't trust me 

Yelena: Yeah no one does 

Loki: Clever of you not to 

Pietro: What if Loki captures one of us and then the others have to rescue us, but the rest of us will be hiding and then when they come to rescue and beat Loki you'll jump out and scare them 

Shuri: Peter should get captured they'll all want to rescue him 

Scott: Yeah because he's a kid 

Peter: I am not! Shuri how old are you? 

Shuri: Sixteen 

Peter: That's only a year older than I am! 

Shuri: I can drive cars and jets and make superhero suits and alien level tech and hack Stark's accounts like it's nothing 

Shuri: What can you do? 

Yelena: Oooooooooh! 

Scott: Oof man 

Pietro: lol 

Peter: ... 

Peter: Fine I'll be the hostage 

Pietro: How about we lure them to time square where everyone will watch? 

Yelena: On New Years! 

Scott: I don't know doesn't that seem a little mean? 

Yelena: Are you in or not? 

Scott: I'm in, scary assassin lady 

Yelena: Great 

Peter: Don't you think they'll murder us if we do that? 

Loki: We'll need a quick getaway. I can make illusions of us all. Can any of you fly? 

Scott: I can shrink and fly on ants 

Peter: I can swing really high on buildings 

Shuri: I can fly jets 

Loki: Alright the escape plan is I make illusions of us all, and then the real us run onto Shuri's jet and fly back to the compound 

Pietro: This will take some planning so we'll have to get to work

Shuri: Yes there are only a few weeks until New Years

Yelena: I'm excited!  

Peter: Wait how will we do this, only Pietro and I are actually here 

Loki: I'm here, remember I did all that illusion stuff? 

Peter: Oh yeah 

Scott: I can get there for the prank 

Shuri: It might take some sneaking but I can too 

Yelena: I am everywhere 

Scott: Um are you actually? 

Yelena: That shadow outside your window? That's me. 

Scott: WTF actually? 

Yelena: lol 

Shuri: I like the assassin lady 

Yelena: Thx luv you too 

Shuri: What I didn't mean- 

Yelena: Nope, you love me 

Pietro: Don't fight it 

Scott: I love you all too! 

Peter: Yeah man! 

Shuri: *face palms* 

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