Seth looks at his alarm clock after a forgotten night of whatever it was. He looks around to seek a cLuE about whether or not he did something worth regretting. Sure enough, there sat the body of his late night activities. You make think it was a stripper, maybe a crack whore, but no. It was his best friend Jake. He didn't even think about what could've happened. He simply rolled Jake up in the blanket, and tossed it over the balcony of his apartment. That's when Jonny appeared, out of the shadow of the bathroom and said. "It's just you and me now". As this happens, someone opens the door, it is Blake, and his band of big booty bitches, clear he gets ass like back pockets. Next he told Seth that he was disappointed of him. Didn't expect him to be the gay one, knowing it was a lie. Next Seth jumps through the window, in an effort to spare his rectum. He hit the ground running and ran back to his mothers house, waiting there for him was a sign that said "DINGER!" with a picture of the newest president Kent Murphy. He cried, he knew it was over now. Shrek burst out of the shadows grabbing Seth, and you can imagine what happens next.
