Johnny Sins's life and how he became a god

Johnny in Space

Johnny got permission from NASA to becum a astronaut, he waved to the whole world and got Shaggy and William in his spaceship, Johnny specifically asked the men at NASA to put cum as the jet engine fuel instead of basic gasoline. so when the rocket launched, tons of gallons of cum squirted out and propelled the rocket to space, the cum was really fast and quick that the rocket travelled over 5 light years a MINUTE, the rocket kept cumming, squirting tons of cum to other planets and Johnny pissing his pants from how quick the rocket was going, William and Shaggy got sick and couldn't handle it so they passed out. Suddenly, the rocket crashed-

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Johnny woke up, surprised to see the rocket ship in flames, Johnny dragged Shaggy and William out and was now on the ground. The sky was a weird pink color and the ground was an orangey kind of color, it felt like sand.

Johnny: Is this sand?

???: did you mean SANSD, get it?

Johnny turned around and saw that shit eating skeleton again

Sans: johnny, i am way past hurting you, im too weak and there is another guy on this planet, the shit he does, is fuckin terrifying

Johnny: What's his name?

Sans: Markiplier

Johnny: Oh shit that man destroyed my ass

Sans: its ok if you don't accept this, but here is my spare power

Johnny felt a weird feeling in his stomach

Sans: you are now ONE PUNCH MAN

Johnny: Can I beat my cock with one punch

Sans: prob

Johnny: How tf did you get here and how are you alive

Sans: shaggy is a tough son of a bitch, he flicked me over to here and i survived by busting a nut at the last second and my jizz propelled me back to save me

Cum is like the lifesaver in this story Ig

Sans: anyways, i gave you this power since, as much as i hate you, this man is someone worse than you, there is a reason why, but i won't say the reason, anyways...
Good luck, you'll need it pal

He then teleported away, Johnny looked behind him and saw that Shaggy and William was gone, it was just him. Johnny saw a huge mountain and on the top was a ENORMOUS house, it looked 9999 feet wide and 9999999999 tall. Johnny wondered why it was so tall and thought maybe Markiplier was there to help Johnny. Johnny did do good technically, so he wanted to get back home.

Johnny saw there was a staircase going up the mountain, Johnny decided to take one step on it

???: Hello, son

Johnny turned around and saw that OP bastard

Markiplier: I may seem tough, but trust me, the man living up there, OH BOY, HE IS ONE HELL OF A KNUCKLEHEAD AND DOUCHE

Johnny: What, and why did you call me SON?! ARE YOU A RAPER?-

Markiplier: Nononoonoo! It's because
I am your biological father

Johnny gasped for air, his vison was getting blurry

Markiplier: Son?

Johnny: Are you really my dad?

Markiplier: Yes, your mother was a slut, she kept aborting and begged for that D 24/7, but you, you were lucky to escape her, I couldn't bear it so I fuckin got my sledgehammer and slammed her bussy so hard and broke it, she died from blood lose