Marshmallows

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"Mike, what the heck are you doing?"

"Roasting marshmallows."

"And setting Balloon Boy on fire? Mine- I mean Mike, we could get fired for that!"

"And?"

"And? AND? Mike, if we lose our jobs because-"

"Wanna join me?"

"Yeah, sure."

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"Ducks don't give a fuck. I want to be a duck." -Lugianator

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