"Mike, what the heck are you doing?"
"Roasting marshmallows."
"And setting Balloon Boy on fire? Mine- I mean Mike, we could get fired for that!"
"And?"
"And? AND? Mike, if we lose our jobs because-"
"Wanna join me?"
"Yeah, sure."
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"Ducks don't give a fuck. I want to be a duck." -Lugianator
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