Incorrect Quotes

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Ritchie: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Brandon: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Blake: I got distracted about halfway through.
David: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Mario: I just ended a four year relationship.
Lucas: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Mario: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Tapio and Kit fighting from across the room*
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David: Rules are made to be broken.
Lucas: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kit: Uh, piñatas.
Blake: Glow sticks.
Ritchie: Karate boards.
Brandon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
David: Rules.
Lucas:
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Flurry: Thanks fam!
Viper: oh no
Allomos: *cries* I love you too
Micheal: Sounds fake but okay
Ritchie: *A flustered mess*
Brandon: can i get a refund
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*The squad right before Lily's wedding*
Viper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Allomos: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Micheal: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Seekah: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Collin, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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Lucas : This is such a bad idea.
Blake : Then why are you coming along?
Lucas : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Lucas : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Blake : Just rip the bandage off.
Lucas : It’s David.
Blake : Put the bandage back on.
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Brandon: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Brandon and Blake , in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Ritchie: Our turn, Micheal ! One, two, three- vanilla!
Micheal , deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Brandon: Blake , I'm sad.
Blake : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Ritchie: Micheal , I'm sad.
Micheal , nodding: mood.
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Allomos: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Kit: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Allomos: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING VIPER WITH ME
Mario, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Lucas : You guys know what you need?
Inmo : Food?
Kit & Blake simultaneously: Self-esteem?
Ritchie: Attention?
Mario : Emotions?
Lucas :
Lucas : Therapy.
Lucas : You all need therapy.
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Inmo : What does “take out” mean?
Kit : Food.
Lucas : Dating.
Brandon : Murder.
Blake: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Seekah : Would never stab anyone.
Collin : Would stab someone in retaliation.
Allomos : Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Bryan: Would stab without warning.
Viper : Would stab as a warning.

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