Girls' Night!

Eev cafe pov part 1(also collab with rainbowsytlunar)

from the Eeveelution cafe(and rnbwsytlnr's random character):

Salmon

Age:expired

Sexuality: ?

Species: stupid fish

Eevee(call her shine)

Age: 9

Sexuality: N/A

Species: Eevee

Espeon(Nova)

Age: 16

Sexuality: pansexual

Species: Espeon

Leafeon(call her Lea)

Age: 14

Sexuality: Straight

Species: Leafeon

Glaceon(Glacy)

Age: 15

Sexuality: Straight

Species: glaceon

Sylveon(Ribbons)

Age: 15

Sexuality: pansexual

Species: Sylveon

Sylveon: HEYYYYYY GUYSSZZZZZZXXZXXZXXZXZXSZSZSZSZSZSSZ!!!

Salmon: Salmon salmon.

Lea: ..... Get out i'm vegan

Sylveon: remember salmons are not a meat they are a FISH

Salmon: Salmon. #### ### ##### #### # ############ ##### ####### #### ###### 

Lea: 0o0 CURSING HAPPENING HEREE

Salmon : Fish salmon fish fish stupid fish salmon salmon kelp fish rice kelp kelp

Sylveon: fish rice...?

Salmon: yarashe

Lea: ............

Sylveon: UR SPEAKINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salmon : aie Noesw (i know)

Lea: WoAh thats... weird ig

Glacy : hey mah girlies whats up? And uh- I uhm fish ;>;

Sylveon and lea: good morning

Sylveon: actually i have a good news and a bad news

Glacey: hm? What is it sylveon.. :o

Sylveon: Which should I say first??

Salmon: *sneezes out salt and pepper and herbs*

Sylveon: ..i'll take that as a good news first... the good news is that we are having the girls nightttt YEAAAAAAAAAA

Salmon: takes off costume* Nova: HEHEEE GOTCHAAAA!!!!

Sylveon: i'm not really surprised with all the pranks yo-

Lea: AAAAAAWSASASASWAASAASSAWSASASASASWASSASWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *faints*

Nova: teheheherhjr... oh :v

Sylveon: What I was gonna say about the bad news is that salmon can't come to the girls' night cuz it dont tell no gender it is but now we know salmon is nova soooo.....

Lea: So it's settled... no bad news...?

Nova: I want rice.

Sylveon: but it's time to go to the girls night now-

Nova : I WANT RICE...

Sylveon: Fine, you can go cook them yourself then, we don't wanna be late. Also there's no rice now, umbreon didn't go the shop yet and that's a good thi-

Umbreon: WASSUP GUYS I RESTOCKED ALL FOOD

Sylveon: WOULD YOU SHUT THE #### UP UMBREON

Umbreon: WHat DEid I DO??

Sylveon: *faints him*

Lea: Anyways you go cook yourself, me and sylvi and glacy's going. BYEEEE be happy being late—

Sylveon, lea and glacy leaves

Nova: hehe time to cook rice...

*1 minute and 47 second later

Stove burning..*

Nova: AHaHAHHAHA *aggressively waving blanket* WHat should i do bro all the bois has left for bois night except umbreon lying down here, AUGHHHHHHH *ca//s Sylveon*

Meanwhile with sylveon, lea and glacy

Sylveon: So we're early, huh...

Lea: I think so?

Glacy: early is fine! That's even better, we can look around here!

Lea: right! OOO LOOK I FOUND BEAN BAGS

All: YAYAYAYAYAY *jumps on bean bag*

*sylveons phone buzzes*

Sylveon: *picks up* hello? Oh, yea, um, so why'd you call? ......WHAT DID YOU DO!?? AND WHY STOVE??? WE HAD COOKED RICE IN THE FREEZER-- UGH OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT THERE *hangs up* UGH... I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! IT WAS MY FAULT FOR BELIEVING HER AUGHHH NOW I NEED TO GO THERE TO HELP HER!

Lea: don't worry, we'll stay here :/

Sylveon: That's not what I'm worried about but fine.... *goes out*