Various! Who Framed Roger Rabbit OC Insert

Chapter 10: Time to Have a Laugh

Valiant: Nah. I just, uh, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip! [Starts music machine]

Smart Ass: Whhhaaaaaa?

Valiant: ♪ Now Roger is his name ♪ And laughter is his game ♪ Come on you dope Untie his rope ♪ And watch him go insane. ♪

[Valiant screws around with rakes deliberately trying to step on them and have them slam into his head. The weasels start laughing.]

Jessica: He's lost his mind.

Roger: I don't think so...

Valiant: [Picks up weights and starts dancing with them] ♪ This singing ain't my line ♪ It's tough to make a rhyme ♪ If I get stuck ♪ I'm outta luck uhh, uhh...♪]

Jessica/Vanilla/Jinmay/Cream: I'm running out of time!

Valiant: Thanks.

[Valiant juggles with the weights and then lets them fall on his head. As he staggers backwards he slips on a banana skin and falls into some boxes. He emerges bouncing around on a pogo stick and bounces so high that his head hits the light and he gets electrocuted. Stupid laughs so much that he kneels over and his ghost leaves his body. Wheezy sees his own ghost leaving and tries to pull it back but fails.]

Roger: Hey Eddie! Keep it up! You're killing them! You're slaying them! You're knocking them dead!

[A lever is knocked and a vase starts to be carried by a conveyor belt to above Valiant's head.]

Valiant: ♪ I'm through with taking falls ♪ I'm bouncing off the walls ♪ Without that gun I'd have some fun I'd kick you in the...♪ <Crash>

[The vase falls on Valiant's head.]

Roger: Nose!

Smart Ass: Nose? That don't rhyme with walls.

Valiant: No! But this does.

[Valiant kicks Smart Ass in his crotch and he flies through the air to land in the vat of dip.]

Smart Ass: Aaaagggggghhhhh!

[Only Psycho and Greasy are left and they find Smart Ass's death very amusing. So amusing that Greasy dies.]

Psycho: Hee hee!

Roger: Yikes! Oh my goodness. Jeepers! That was close.

[Psycho laughs so much that he falls of the canon onto the dip coated brush at the front.]

Psycho: Ahhhhh.

[As Psycho's ghost floats past the canon he pulls a lever that turns it around.]

Psycho: Bye bye! Hee hee hee!

Roger: Eddie hurry! It's coming back. Aaaaahhh! Oh no! This is it... [Valiant turns the cannon back the other way] This isn't it! Doom Slides across a line to strike Valiant and send him flying. Doom draws a sword and Valiant opens a box next to him labelled Singing swords. As he waves it at Doom it begins to sing.]

Singing Sword: 'Wicked Witchcraft, And although I know, It's strictly taboo when...

[Valiant throws the sword away and opens another box. Inside is a toon Magnet and Valiant holds this at Doom. Doom uses the magnetism to pull himself closer to Valiant and so Valiant points it away to break the contact. The magnetism then pulls a barrel from behind Valiant and he ends up pinned between the two.]

Doom: [Sheathing sword] Don't move.

[Doom reappears driving a steamroller, and attempts to run over Valiant with it. Valiant can't escape by struggling but as the steamroller nears he sees boxes of portable holes next to him. He eventually manages to kick one close enough for him to open and putting it over the magnet makes a hole and escapes. Valiant appears in front of Doom and kicks him in the face sending him flying. He fights Doom but doesn't seem to be able to harm him. Valiant blocks one of Doom's punches with a pot of glue and Doom's fist goes straight through it. He shakes it off and tries to punch Valiant again but instead gets his fist stuck to the steamroller. Meanwhile the Dip machine is getting closer to Roger and Jessica there daughter jinmay Cream and cheese along with vanilla the rabbit.]

Jessica: Oh no!

Vanilla the Rabbit: Oh Dear!

Jinmay Rabbit: No No No No No No No!

[Doom steps back to try and free himself but treads in a pool of the stuff on the floor.]

Roger: Come on Eddie. Quit playing around.

Jessica: Ooohhhh!

Roger: Plplplease!

[Valiant stops the Dip machine again.]

Roger: Hoo hoo! I wasn't worried. Were you?

[Doom gets squashed by the steamroller.]