Get up, already
Everyone else misses you
I personally hope you die
Then you'll finally stop being a waste of air... . . . . . .
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I need a distraction from these... old memories...
LOV
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Loki: is anyone awake?
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BurntChickenNugget: shouldn't you be resting?
Loki: yeah but I woke up and can't go back to sleep
Loki: why are you awake?
BurntChickenNugget: can't sleep.
Loki: guess we're both stuck then...
BurntChickenNugget: do you know why you woke up though?
Loki: bad memories
BurntChickenNugget: same bro
Loki: trauma?
BurntChickenNugget: trauma.
Loki: what kind, if you're willing.
BurntChickenNugget: abuse
Loki: dang, we be trauma twins
BurntChickenNugget: ~trauma twins~
Loki: ✨TrAuMa TwInS✨
BurntChickenNugget: ✨┴ɹ∀nWɐ ┴ʍIuS✨
Loki: ✨SnIwT aMuArT✨
BurntChickenNugget: T R A U M A T W I N S
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Loki: and I think to myself:
ReadyPlayer1: what the fuck?
ReadyPlayer1: what are you two doing?
BurntChickenNugget: apparently we're trauma twins
Loki: we both have the same kind of trauma (:
ReadyPlayer1: of all the things you two could bond over... you chose PTSD...
Loki: yes, yes we did (:
BurntChickenNugget: not like you can stop it though (:<
Loki: (:<
ReadyPlayer1: ...
ReadyPlayer1: I'm going back to sleep...
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Loki: ha
BurntChickenNugget: lol
Loki: man I'm hungry...
BurntChickenNugget: me too, tell me where you are and what you want so I can grab something for you.
Loki: :o
Loki: do you like pizza?
BurntChickenNugget: what kind?
Loki: sausage and pepperoni!
BurntChickenNugget: classic.
Loki: then we can share (:
BurntChickenNugget: you're a lot smarter than you seem
Loki: ...you thought I was dumb?
BurntChickenNugget: no, just stupid enough to get shot.
BurntChickenNugget: how's that feeling anyway?
Loki: hurts like a buttcheek on a stick.
BurntChickenNugget: oof
Loki: oof indeed, also, It wasn't my fault that I got shot.
BurntChickenNugget: then how'd you get shot?
Loki: dumbfuck broke into our house, shot my stomach, killed mom, smashed a bottle over my brothers head, carried said brother while running away, called a friend, passed out, woke up in a hospital.
BurntChickenNugget: huh. I didn't need that much information. Anygays, where are you?
Loki: let me dm you, I don't want everyone to know.
BurntChickenNugget: makes sense.
Loki: can you get root beer and mozzarella sticks too?
BurntChickenNugget: glad I robbed that bank the other day (ಠ_ಠ)...
Loki: what? Hospital food sucks.
BurntChickenNugget: true, true...
Loki: hey look what I found.
Loki: | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
| Pizza ||_____ ___|(\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
Loki: Aw it doesn't work here );
BurntChickenNugget: what's it supposed to be?
Loki: a cat with a sign that has pizza on it );
BurntChickenNugget: that is quite sad then );
Loki: yeah... AnYgAyS-
BurntChickenNugget: I'm on my way there now, where are you in the building?
Loki: uh- second floor next to a tree, facing a billboard for Mickey D's.
BurntChickenNugget: you mean Mc Donald's?
Loki: yeah, Mickey D's
BurntChickenNugget: ಠ_ರೃ
Loki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Loki: ?
I hear a light tap on the window followed by a voice, "did anyone order a pizza?"
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Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]
FanfictionA mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues.