(OBAMA POV)
As i sat down what i was the most... ugly thing i have ever seen I mean wtf, his green ears, his yellow teeth, his onion aroma. . . Everything about this man was garbage, he looked like an abomination " oh shit he's coming over here" i whisper " ElLO" he says... "it can't be" i think... this man sounds just like my wife,and looks like her too... DID SHE GET REINCARNATED AS A SLIME (sorry sorry) I- I MEAN A GREEN..Ogre?, i get up and storm out leaving behind a very confused ogre. Getting into my car i turn on the engine and zoom out of there faster then my father leaving me... anygays getting back to the wHitE hoUsE i see police cars and ambulances taking a deep breath i rush into the White House acting hella confused "what happened!?" I shout "we are sorry MR. President you have to leave now it appears someone broke in" a police officer told me, mustering up my best concerned face i say "oh no, DID ANYONE GET HURT?" He looks at me sadly "your wife..." he says "oh..." i say leaving, as soon as i get into my car i grin. Two hours later i find myself speeding down the highway after brutally murdering a school full of children "well i guess I'm a serial killer now" i mutter after realising that I have killed over 3 people, oh well i close my eyes just for a moment and open them to honking, seeing that I'm about to crash into a car start to shake and cry scared for my life before i realised...
"Wait a dam minute . . . Dying is a jojo reference"
i think smiling to myself excepting the fact that i will die with Ed sheeran 'shape of you' being the last song i ever heard.
I close my eyes as tight as i can a wait for impact but it never came i open my eyes to see green?
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Shrek x Obama
FanficA truly heart throbbing story about the man, the myth the legend, shrek. Will Obama fall in love? Or will he get hit by a Demogorgon 👁🫦👁✨ read to find out 🤪✨😫
