Pookie wookie

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Y/n sat up quickly at the weird dream she had. She turned her head to you, who was awake while you were on your phone doing some random shit idk what you do

"What got you in a rush pookie wookie woopise poopise kissin smackin?" You asked as you looked away from your phone to look at your wife

"... Get out of my house." Y/n said

"Um?? EXCUSE ME I OWN THIS HOUSE?"

"WELL IM KICKING YOU OUT THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR USING THAT NICKNAME"

"MAN THIS IS UNFAIR"

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After you and y/n had that little stupid fight, you both went down stairs to eat breakfast or to watch TV

"Never use that nickname again ong" y/n spoke while her mouth was stuffed with avocado toast

"Yeah yeah... youre such a bitch.." You replied but muttered the last part

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"I have an itch?" You shrugged while drinking out of a bleach bottle but was actually filled with white creamy stuff(milk)


LOLOL I GHOSTED YALL IM SORRY
Anyways pls tell me anyone got the reference for y/n and you bitch part 💀 if not imma be embarrassed HELP HAHA

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