"Ok damn " you replied to crack while covering your ears. "Are you owkay my kitten witten" whined cartman. "Yeah uwuw" you uwued innocently.
"Bro what the hell" said crack obviously weirded out.
*magically the normal craig and tweek were there*
"What the fvck" said craig. "Uhh.. What's going on!? " tweek asked craig
"W-who are yo-you 🥺🥺🥺" twerk said cutely while wiggling their cute smol cat ears and swaying their short, crimson demon tail from side to side
"I'm Craig and this is tweek" craig said without a care (the usual 🤩)
"UGH... I HATE THIS!! " tweek panicked
"Calm down honey it going to fine" he reassured tweek
"FINE!? IT'S GOING TO BE FINE, WE ARE SOMEWHERE WE DON'T KNOW, WE DON'T KNOW ANYBODY HERE!! WE ARE STUCK AND WE COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW FAR AWAY FROM SOUTH PARK!!!! " tweek screamed back
Twerk hung on to crack and flinched
"It's okay my sugar bugar sweetie pop" crack said to twerk as diarrhea drooled from his mouth
"Uhh what the fu-" craig was beginning to say but got cut off by disappearing
"WHAT OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE HERE ALO- " twerk paniced but also disappeared
"Wattafak" carman said like the fat rat he is
"C-c-c-c-c-can w-w-we go h-home now carman 🥺🥺" you whisper innocently
"Of course my sugar bugar, stinky cute discord kitten " he assured you
Then you guys held hands and flew away to the house to cuddle 🤪🥺
YOU ARE READING
cartman x reader 😍😍😍😍||discontinued? ||
RandomTHIS IS A JOKE I WOULD NEVER REALLY DO THIS. And if you actually simp for cartman or something stfu, get a life, stop simping over someone who is problematic, if he was real you wouldnt like him, if you do that would be pedophilia(even if your a si...
