2) stop flirting. please. im tired of it

2.6K 50 25
                                    

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

another chat fic! what a surprise!
they're playing kiss marry kill
and stuff is unraveling 😈

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HISTORY GROUP (+ unintentional life or death team)
——————————
Today 8:12 PM

Logan:
hi guys! have any of you seen my sweater?
Taylor:
which one?
Tyler:
Logan you have like a thousand sweaters be more specific
Logan:
:,)
the loose brown one
Taylor:
uhhh i haven't seen that one, ask aiden?
Aiden:
hi
whats happenin
Logan:
have u seen my brown sweater?
Aiden:
oh ya i think u left it here when we had movie night brb
yeah its here
Logan:
ok thank god ^_^'
idk what i'd do if it wasn't at your house LMFAO
Aiden:
no way
did THE logan fields just..
*gasp* curse???
Logan:
what
Tyler:
Aiden are you five ofc he curses he's literally 16 💀
Aiden:
NO BUT LISTEN
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY BOY LOGAN.. SO INNOCENT.. SO PURE..
Taylor:
ignore him logan he's high
Logan:
what
Ben:
What's happening now?
Aiden:
after all these years... you have played me as a fool..
thinking that you,
Taylor:
aiden is shocked that logan is capable of cursing after he said "lmfao"
Aiden:
logan fields,
Ben:
Oh
Aiden:
was a sweet, innocent, child. 😕😔
Tyler:
Please stfu
Logan:
shut up tyler
Tyler:
Wtf did I do
Aiden:
ur mom
OHHHHHHHH
Logan:
my mom isnt around aiden
Aiden:
oh shit
my bad
im sorry for your loss
Logan:
i didn't say she died calm down-
Ashlyn:
42.
42 notifications.
When do you you guys ever stop
Aiden:
never <3
Taylor:
im bored
can we play a game
Logan:
that sounds like you're gonna make us play jigsaw
Taylor:
LMAO im not i promise 🙏
Aiden:
what game question mark
Tyler:
Dude just use the question mark stop typing it out
Aiden:
no heart eyes
Ashlyn:
Do I have to participate
Aiden:
pls
queen
girlie pop
Ashlyn:
Ok that's enough of that 😐✋
Aiden:
but
Ashlyn:
no.
Taylor:
have you guys played kiss marry kill
Ben:
No? What's that
Taylor:
i list three ppl and you have to choose which you would kiss marry and kill, and you can only choose one for each person
Ben:
Okay
Aiden:
can i go first
Logan:
yeah ive played
Taylor:
no i wanna go first
okay uh
ashlyn
Ashlyn:
Damn it
What
Taylor:
kiss marry kill:
aiden logan and tyler
Ashlyn:
Wait what do I do again
Tyler:
I hate this game
Aiden:
choose which people you would kiss and then marry and then kill
if you had no choice
Ashlyn:
Wtf
Okay um
Kill Tyler
Tyler:
what the fuck
Logan:
LOL
Taylor:
LMAOOOOO
Ashlyn:
Kiss Logan
Marry Aiden
Aiden:
omg
you would marry me
Ashlyn:
If i had no choice
That's what you said
Aiden:
okay but like
you would marry me
you said so
Ashlyn:
No
Aiden:
YES YOU DID
Taylor:
im surprised you didn't marry logan
i feel like he'd be a better husband
aiden would break down the house
Aiden:
DUDE HAVE FAITH IN ME
ive been home alone 98% of the time w my parents being gone on trips i think ik how to live by myself 🙄
Tyler:
That is sad
Logan:
i-
Aiden:
ANYWAYS
ashlyn banner
Ashlyn:
What do you want
Aiden:
im very honored that you would marry me over logan
bc logan would be a better husband
Taylor:
YOU JUST GOT MAD AT ME FOR THAT WTF 😭
Aiden:
so i would like to say thank you
even tho i have no concept of self preservation
Ashlyn:
It's fine
You're fun to be around i guess
Ben:
Aiden's crying
Aiden:
NO IMF NOT BEN STHU
Taylor:
imf
Aiden:
SHUT THE FICKBU P
Tyler:
Fickbu
Aiden:
this is bullying
Taylor:
ANYWAYSSS
logan
Logan:
im scared
Taylor:
kiss marry kill
ashlyn ben tyler
Tyler:
Why am I always involved
Taylor:
cause its funny
Logan:
hmmm this is tough
kill ben
Ben:
💔
Logan:
im sorry ily
Ben:
❤️
Logan:
anyways
uhh kiss tyler
well
Aiden:
homosexual activity
Ashlyn:
Aiden sthu we're all lgbt
plus you're unlabeled
Aiden:
homosexual activity 🏳️‍🌈
Logan:
kiss ashlyn
marry tyler
Taylor:
WHATTTT
YOU'D MARRY TYLER?
Tyler:
Oh
Logan:
yeah? he's the definition of housewife
Tyler:
WHAT
I AM NOT
Logan:
you came by my house when i had a COLD with a pot of soup
dont try me
Tyler:
Okay well you liked my soup asshole
Logan:
EXACTLY thats why i would marry you
Taylor:
what in the aggressive complimenting
Tyler:
I'm not a housewife
Logan:
you deep cleaned my entire room when i was too tired to do it
Tyler:
IT WAS ONE TIME
Logan:
THREE ACTUALLY
get your facts right boo bear
Aiden:
BOO BEAR LMAOJSJDKDKD
Tyler:
What the actual hell
Ashlyn:
I swear every time I leave for TWO SECONDS you guys blow up my phone
Aiden:
ash
Ashlyn:
What?
Aiden:
are you 90 degrees
cause you're hot
Ashlyn:
What in the world
Tyler:
wtf.
Taylor:
damnn get it aiden
Ashlyn:
Aiden
Logan:
wow 😃
Aiden:
yes?
Ashlyn:
I lost my last name
Aiden:
how do you lose that 😭
Ashlyn:
Can i have yours?
Tyler:
WELL DAMN
Who knew Ashlyn could flirt
Ashlyn:
It's better than all of your attempts that's for sure
Tyler:
My lines aren't even that bad
Ben:
Aiden's blushing lmao
Taylor:
awww that's cute
Logan:
sorry to break it to you ty
but your lines are definitely bad
Tyler:
What the hell
Logan:
i like them obv
cause its you
but they are so incredibly bad i have to cover up the fact im wincing
Taylor:
BAHAAHAHHA
Ashlyn:
See even Logan agrees
Tyler:
Stfu
Aiden:
ashlyn
Ashlyn:
Hi?
Taylor:
someone get me a camera
Tyler:
Why would you need a camera
Aiden:
since when were you able to flirt
Taylor:
not literally dumbass
Ashlyn:
I'm just better than you
Aiden:
NO
IM SO GOOD AT FLIRTING
Ashlyn:
No you are not 💀
Ben:
You really aren't
Aiden:
i feel ganged up on, betrayed, even
Taylor:
the dramaaaaa
Ashlyn:
You're an idiot
Aiden:
im your idiot :D
Tyler:
Okay please stop before I throw up in my
mouth
Logan:
shhhh theyre having a moment
Ashlyn:
What were we even talking about
Taylor:
kiss marry kill i think
should we continue
Tyler:
No I wanna leave
Taylor:
too bad so sad
uhh who's next
Aiden:
I WANNA GO
BEN
Ben:
????
Aiden:
KISS MARRY KILLL
um
uhhh
tay ash logan
Ben:
I don't like this game
Logan:
dw its only for fun
Ben:
Kill Logan
Logan:
damn-
Ben:
Aiden you're gonna bully me I already know
Kiss Ashlyn
Marry Taylor
Aiden:
get your crusty lips off of my wife
Ben:
THEY AREN'T CRUSTY WTF
Ashlyn:
Since when were we married
Aiden:
OH SHIT
TYLER U SEEIN THIS?
Tyler:
Seeing what
Oh
Taylor look at this
Taylor:
que
what
oh
ben?
Ben:
Hi
Aiden:
ben is sweating BULLETS LMFAOOO
Ben:
I'm not
He's lying
Taylor:
if it makes you feel better i would marry you too
Logan:
aw cute
Tyler:
Why am I watching my sister get married in under five minutes
Aiden:
stay mad u cant get bitches 😂😂😂👎👎👎
Tyler:
You are so dislikable
Aiden:
stay mad
Ashlyn:
I leave for three fucking seconds
Aiden:
i love u muffincake
Ashlyn:
Please never use that again
That is horrifying
Aiden:
im sorry princess
Taylor:
damn...
Tyler:
The fact Ashlyn went silent LMAO
Ashlyn:
Stfu

END because i need to update something since it's been like 2 weeks LMFAOOO
7/17/22
1223 words 😮

school bus graveyard oneshots !Where stories live. Discover now