Welcome back to my Minecraft Let's Play Series! Today we will be doing Incorrect quotes.
The Gentleman : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Mr. Egg: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
The Gentleman : Yes.
Mr. Egg: I'd sleep.
Player: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Captain : This is a lie.
Captain : I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Captain : HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE! WHAT IS THIS?!
Mr. Cheese: Relationships should be 50/50. Player cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Player: Are we fighting or flirting?
Mr. Cheese: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Player: Your point?
Kidnapper: We have your child
Bro: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Bro: Oh god, you have Gnome
Engineer : I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Gnome:
Engineer : Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Gnome: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Mr. Egg: If I didn't know better, Bro, I'd say you were scared.
Bro: Heh, scared?
*absolute silence*
Bro: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Veteran: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Player: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Veteran: Absolutely not.
Mr. Egg: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Player: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Mr. Egg: Because they're dead.
The Gentleman : What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Mother: That naptime was a punishment.
Mother: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Captain: No, well, actually, it is.
Mother: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
Mr. Cheese: I am a responsible adult!
The Gentleman: *raises brow*
Mr. Cheese: I am an adult.
Player: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Veteran: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Player: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
Captain: You're an idiot.
Gnome: That's the charm.
Captain: Mother, is that legal?
Mother: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
The Gentleman : I couldn't do this without you, Mr. Cheese.
Mr. Cheese: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
Veteran: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Captain.
Bro: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Captain: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Bro: I don't have time for their problems.
Mr. Cheese: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Mr. Egg: Nat 20 Charisma.
Mr. Cheese: That is NOT how that works-
Mr. Cheese: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Captain: No... well, their slowness.
Mr. Cheese: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Mr. Cheese: Now I have a plan.
Mr. Cheese: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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FanfictionHello! I will write about one-shots, headcannons, ships, art, and other stuff I can think of :o) This book will be filled with TheGentleman x Mr. Egg stuff so be aware of that- Also ✨PlayCap✨ 😍👌 Cover is NOW made by me, credits to me ☺️😊 Note: Pl...
