teh bachelorshrek - shrek x ?

teh furst dae

captur won

hai gays it mee bac agun 4 anot er stor ee dis won is the bacalershreck an shark ha to fin d his sool mayt out of lot of gud peeple woh wil he picc?????!!!????>@!>!>!!

pov- hoeust

hay guis im teh hoest if teh sohw ware we tri 2 fin d a mach 4 shak der r twen tee faiv cuntestents ad onlee win will won?????!!!???? it up 2 u 2 mak sur it is u! shark is goin 2 have a dat wit evey won an woh evr he dusnt lik teh mst is goong hoem!!! butt atuclly u dont no the amunt uv peeple ging hom! mayb its thre or too or won mak sr taht skrj lik u if u wnt to win his hart

srksh, u ned to gu on dat with evy won know sfo goo

let em intruduc teh cont test aunts

ferst we have

lerd ferquardk

feeeeeee own aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

berry bee beston

adumb

vanssessa

mik and sully teh montres frum montres ink

jean teh emogi

sawnic teh hegehawg

niccccc teh focks

joo dee

pepperpig

pieck a shoe

grew

victor

spegebeb

l moe

nar a toe

teh gronch

row nald mac dow nald

mar e o

louija

ker mitt

mega min

shuggy

toes r ur cotes tents 4 te shough

naw shrsgk neds 2 go un a dat wit eveyon

oak theigh sed

i smled tis wuz gona beeeee a gud shough

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on teh dats

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shrskgbk's pov

al uv tehm wre tell ing m4e picc up —----- (haha gt it it a lin an thyr t eling shrkr picc up lins) an som wr relly gud

but sum we relly bud

fe own a's wuz bud it dnt mak cents

seh sed lets have a wild nite, jus mak shurr it endz bee 4 son rise

wut dus seh men by a wild nite? wut dus taht men??? it wuz bud

ten pep pug sed taht seh waz a chil ok an?????!!?!?!@@?111 wut duz taht hav 2 duu wit anytin

an nar a toe sed he wood nar a toe run sraigh in too my hart

izz he dumm? u cant run in too a har t

theze uns ar jus dumb an bud

teh uther uns wer gud

hear they wre

lord far qad: some of you mae de, but hoep phillee not u

berry: ya liec jaz

adum: eyed bee hit bi a fliswattur 4 u

vaesa: r u a b beecuz i find u uh track tiv

mik: yore teh wazos-key 2 mi hartt

suly: eye can maec u skreem

jene: ;)

sownic: eyev got a gold rinj with ur naam onit

nicc teh foxcks: wood u lyke 2 b mi daat in a thinlee vailld aligoree 4 ray ciz imm

joo dee: want to see another use for these handcuffs

pieck a shu: pee cuh pee cuh

grew: i'd like to steell teh mune wit u, an ur hart

victor: get vekturd😏 o yea

spengeb o: due u wan tto lic mi chekes

l mow: l moe luvz u varry muc

the grench: r u crimsis? beecuz id steel u

rondal mac donld: i'm luvin *u*

mar e o: r u a mahjik flour? bcuz ur birnin miup

loo e g: go weegee!

curmitt: schotee i dont mind uuu

big brane: oh! my big jient blu hed!

chuggy: winign u wood taek 100% of mi pour

eny wae it wuz tiem 4 da roez sarimunny

da hoes caem on da speekur an sed 2 give dem ot

grew i sed i fele lik we reelee cunectid sew i wil giv u a roz

he kizzd mee an i preganant noh wit hiz baebees

i den gaev rozs 2 mareo ronuld da grinsh sanik geen peekashue berrie addam lor far kwad sullee meguhmid joodey nik teh focks mik vanea spungbub schaggie kurmitt victur looeg an l mo

naroo toe pepa an fee own na wur lef

i di nt giv dem rozs beecuz der pikupp lins wur dum

day crid an sed i wuz mene buttits no rilly mi faut becuz day sed dum stuph 2 mi

da iz duh en uv de furst captur uv mi noo storee i hop u lik it