teh bachelorshrek - shrek x ?

a treesum?/???!!?11??!?///!111/

Kapture tree

It wuz teh necks dai an it wuz tim for teh dats dis tim i wuz gong to tak teh peple on difernt akt invit eees beecuz tehyr wer two many peple, mor tan on per son wen't on ech dat

I wantid to go scky divng adn fore udders wunted too go wit me

Grew ob vi us lee

Sanik

Joo dee

And

L moe

So wew ent

Furst we hud to git on a plain and tehn teh plain tuke offf we wre in teh ski an we al had to jupm of teh plain an tehn ope n are pair of shotes i wunt ferst becuz teh sho wuz fur mi an i jmped ot of teh plain an grew yklled bee saf honee i luv u i yklled i luv u two an tehn i jmped of teh plain an i oped mi pair a shoot an tehn i sluwed don en teh aire i wutched as grew jmped ot of teh plain tehn joo dee sanik and l moe grew flowted don bi mi an wii sarted to takl

Grew i tink u r rlly nic and i lik u a lut i sed an he blused r-rlly i tink u r a reel qt wit ur gren skin an ur acts ent i smled at teh man aftr tis do u want to com to mi swamp YES send pie he wisp erd i wuld luv to si were u liv

But tehn

I luked up

Two a horilbe site

JUI DEE WUZ KSNG L MOE

AND L MOE WUZ KSING SANICK

AND SANICK WUZ KISNG JOO DIE

How wuz taht posilbe tehy onl huv won pare of lips ech

Awthur wut r u doin u cant kizz too peple at won tim i sed

Teh awthur sed shut up skek an i sed ok

But i wuz mud tehy cant kizz ech oter on MI SHO wehn wii hit teh ground i glare d at tehm how dar u i sed tis is mi sho an teh luked gill tee joo dee sed im srry but tehy ar rlly cewt

But tahts not fare tis is mi sho i sed i no tehy sed

We went bak to teh sho an it wuz tim 4 teh rows ser ih money i gav a rows to ever ee won accept joo dee sanik an L moe but tehy luked huppy

I dunt wunt to l im in eight u guis but u r in luv so ill let u leve so u can bee huppy togeter

Tank u skek tehy sed and tanks 4 letting uz meat on ur sho

I smild an gav tehm al hugs

Howst pov

Wehn all of teh holesum stuf wuz hapening i saw somtin els vansesesasesa an row nald mac download were in a cowrner kzzing vanesessassesnansesa hud snuck buck en teh sho to get wit ronald!!!!111//!!!!

I smild i wuznt gong to du anytin tis wuz gonna be in ter estin!!!!

Endd of capture tree

I put sum holesum stuf 4 u guis i hop u lik it!!!!11111!!!!