Cripples Bastards and Broken Things

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Old Nan: The little Lord's been dreaming again.

Theon Greyjoy: We have visitors.

Bran Stark: I don't want to see anyone.

Theon Greyjoy: Really? If I was cooped up all day with no one but this old bat for company, I'd go mad. Anyway, you don't have a choice. Bjorn's waiting.

Bran Stark: I don't want to go.

Theon Greyjoy: Neither do I. But Bjorn's Lord of Winterfell, which means I do what he says and you do what I say. Hodor! Help Bran down the hall.

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Bjorn: Welcome Lord Tyrion.

Myrcella: Uncle Tyrion it's great to see you again.

Tyrion: It's good to see you to Myrcella and you Bjorn or should I say Lord Stark now.

Bjorn: Maester Luwin make sure Tyrion here gets food in his belly, a warm bath, and a room for rest.

Maester Luwin: As you wish my Lord.

Tyrion: Thank you My Lord.

Theon and Hodor who is carrying Bran walk into the great hall, as Maester Luwin walks out.

Tyrion: So it's true. Hello Bran. Do you remember anything about what happened?

Myrcella: He doesn't remember anything.

Tyrion: Curious.

Bran: Why are you here.

Bjorn: Bran Lord Tyrion is guest here so treat him with respect.

Tyrion: It's fine my lord, if I was in his position I would act the same. Would your charming companion be so kind as to kneel? My neck is beginning to hurt.

Bran: Kneel Hodor.

Tyrion: Do you like to ride Bran.

Bran: I do. Well I used to.

Myrcella: He lost the use of his legs.

Tyrion: What of it? With the right horse and saddle, even a cripple can ride.

Bran: I'm not a cripple.

Tyrion: Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it. I have a gift for you. Give that to your saddler. He'll provide the rest. You must shape the horse to the rider. Start with a yearling and teach it to respond to the reins and to the boy's voice.

Bran: Will I really be able to ride?

Tyrion: You will. On horseback you will be as tall as any of them.

Bjorn: Thank you so much my lord. If you need anything else while you are in the north don't be afraid to ask.

Tyrion: I won't. It was good seeing you again Myrcella but I would like to take a bath then get some sleep I've traveled long.

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Tyrion leaves the great halls and sees Theon their.

Tyrion: Come to take me to my room, Greyjoy? Your master is very kind.

Theon: He's not my master.

Tyrion: No, of course not. What happened here? Where is lady Stark? Why didn't she receive me?

Theon: She wasn't feeling well.

Tyrion: She's not in Winterfell, is she? Where did she go?

Theon: My lady's whereabouts...

Tyrion: My lady? Your loyalty to your captors is touching. Tell me, how do you think Balon Greyjoy would feel if he could see his only surviving son has turned lackey? I still remember seeing my father's fleet burn in Lannisport. I believe your uncles were responsible?

Theon: Must have been a pretty sight.

Tyrion: Nothing prettier than watching sailors burn alive. Yes, a great victory for your people. Shame how it all turned out.

Theon: We were outnumbered 10 to one.

Tyrion: A stupid rebellion then. I suppose your father realized that when your brothers died in battle. Now here you are, your enemy's squire.

Theon: Careful Imp.

Tyrion: I've offended you. Forgive me, it's been a rough morning.

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3 days have passed since Tyrion Lannister left Winterfell. Bjorn was eating with his wife and maester Luwin when Flynn walked in.

Myrcella: Who is that my wolf.

Flynn nods towards Bjorn.

Bjorn: Excuse me my love, but I have to go.

Before Myrcella or maester Luwin had a chance at speaking Bjorn was already walking out of the hall with Flynn behind him.

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Bjorn: What has happened tell me Flynn.

Flynn: Well my lord it seems your brother and your mother have caused quite the commotion.

Bjorn: What have they done.

Flynn: Well

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{FLASH BACK}

Masha Heddle: I'm sorry, my Lord, we're full up. Every room.

Tyrion: My men can sleep in the stable. As for myself, I don't require a large room.

Masha: Truly, my lord, we have nothing.

Tyrion: Is there nothing I can do... to remedy this?

Bronn: You can have my room.

Tyrion: There's a clever man. You can manage food, I trust? Yoren, dine with me.

Yoren: Aye, my Lord.

Marillion: My Lord of Lannister! Might I entertain you while you eat? I can sing of your father's victory at King's Landing!

Tyrion: Nothing would more likely ruin my supper. Robb and Lady Stark! What an unexpected pleasure. I was sorry to have missed you at Winterfell, but your eldest son Bjorn took good care of me.

Masha Heddle: Lady Stark.

Catelyn: I was still Catelyn Tully the last time I stayed here. You, Ser... Is that the black bat of Harrenhal I see embroidered on your coat?

Knight of House Whent: It is, my Lady.

Catelyn: And is Lady Whent a true and honest friend to my father... Lord Hoster Tully of Riverrun?

Knight of House Whent: She is.

Catelyn: The Red Stallion was always a welcome sight at Riverrun. My father counts Jonas Bracken amongst his oldest and most loyal bannermen.

Knight of House Bracken: Our lord is honored by his trust.

Tyrion: I envy your father all his fine friends... but I don't quite see the purpose of this.

Catelyn: I know your sigil as well... The twin towers of Frey. How fares your Lord, Ser?

Knight of House Frey: Lord Walder is well, my Lady. He has asked your father for the honor of his presence on his 90th nameday. He plans to take another wife.

Catelyn: This man... came into my house as a guest and there conspired to murder my son, a boy of 10. In the name of King Robert and the good Lords you serve, I call upon you to seize him and help me return him to Winterfell to await the King's justice.

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Bjorn: Shit that is quite a problem.

Flynn: Aye it is especially since she has an innocent man.








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