(Incorrect quotes with Dw, Launchpad and Gosalyn, maybe an occasional guest... I also almost cried on the last one... Anyways, enjoy.)
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Launchpad: Listen, I made a mistake. So are you going to continue belittling me or are you going to help me?
Drake: Darling, I'm completely capable of doing both simultaneously.
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Drake: I prevented a murder today.
Launchpad: Really? How’d you do that?
Drake: Self control.
Launchpad: ...Gizmo did something stupid or...?
Drake: Launchpad...the word "stupid" doesn't even BEGIN TO COVER-!!!
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Drake: Did you wash the dishes?
Launchpad: I thought you wanted to do that...
Drake: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
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Drake: *slams books down in front of launchpad*
Drake: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Launchpad: You could of said literally anything else.
Drake, annoyed: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Launchpad: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random words. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Gosalyn: Just now? I realized that in the first 10 minutes of meeting him.
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Drake, talking to Gosalyn: Well Gos, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Launchpad do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.
Gosalyn: …
Launchpad, from the distance: He's not wrong though!
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Gosalyn: What would pops think?
Drake: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?
Gosalyn: . . . . . .ya know, the more I live with you, the more I'm starting to think that you might have abandonment issues.
Drake: ...just now? I thought it was obvious.
Gosalyn: Oh boy...
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Darkwing Knight: I have a bad feeling about this...
Gosalyn: What do you mean?
Darkwing Knight: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Gosalyn: No?
Launchpad: That actually explains so much.
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Darkwing Knight, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Launchpad: Dw, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Gosalyn, would you get your dad some water?
Gosalyn: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Launchpad: Gosalyn, honey, now is really not the time to be sarcastic!
Gosalyn: Fine, but I'll bring chocolate instead.
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Drake: Yesterday, I overheard Launchpad saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Gosalyn replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Drake: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Launchpad does? What if he jump off a cliff?
Gosalyn: If Launchpad were to jump off a cliff, he would have do his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Launchpad jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Drake: You jump off a cliff!
Gosalyn: Gladly, provided Launchpad did first.
Fenton: Do either of you even trust Launchpad?
Gosalyn: With my live and wellbeing!
Drake: With my identity, past and trauma!
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Launchpad, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Gosalyn: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Launchpad: Ohhhh-
Drake: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Gosalyn: What are you two arguing about this time?
Drake: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Launchpad: Cry me a table, Dw!
Gosalyn: ...I see what you mean.
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(This one I actually found in a mini comic. So this one takes place in the 1991 darkwing au, the original one... It's actually kind sad. Enjoy)
Negaduck: *has Launchpad and Gosalyn captured*
Darkwing Duck: Don't hurt them!!! Please, Negaduck! You got me just let my family go!
Gosalyn: DAD!
Launchpad: DW!
Negaduck: Heh, to easy.
A few moments later...
Darkwing Duck: *while consoling his daughter and boyfriend and trying not to cry as well.* It's gonna be ok. I'll figure out how to get outta here. I love you two...
~Later~
Darkwing Duck: *Returns back, a bit bruised up, but mostly fine.*
Gosalyn and Launchpad: You're back!!!
The three embrace in a loving hug.
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Darkwing Duck and Ducktales human AU (Incorrect quotes)
FanfictionBefore we begin, few things to note first: - Lore - this is my AU (meaning that some things are different) - It definitely has DW characters, but also Ducktales - There will be ships. A LOT of ships. especially LGBT - There are original characters...
