Cilan loves his ovens

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*The squad is over at Cilan's house*
Iris: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Cilan: ... N-No...
Cilan, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Iris, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ash: I see a-
Cilan, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Iris: Oh, well I-
Cilan: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Cilan, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Bianca: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Stephan: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Cilan: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Cilan: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Cilan, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Cilan: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Cameron, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Cilan:
Iris: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Cilan:
Cilan, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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