Saul Goodman was swiping thru tinder looking for a sexy wexy sweaty hot alpha axe body spray using blue ball having boyfriend. he kept swiping left bc everyone on this fucking app was ugly as fuck like get off of tinder grandpa and go lay down in a damn coffin. he kept swiping left until he found this LARGE ALPHA on his ds screen. "W-william.. AFTON?" he stuttered. he felt himself blush as soon as he looked bacj at his ds. awooooogahhhh 😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💖💖💖❤️
ZAYUMMM SAUL SWIPE RIGHT RN ISTG IF YOU DO T IM GONNA PUT A PIPEBOMB IN UR MAILBOX
"Ooo~! hes so HOT! HES 40? ZAYUMMMM🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵" saul said as he sweated his balls off and swiped right. HOLY FUVK IYS A MATCH?:!!?!?!?!??!?!?
bro suddenly saul got a d, from willya oooo
"hey bbg wanna go on a date?" william asked. A D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DATE!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1 mah gawd uhhh
"sure 😘😘🪳"
"SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THE ROACH MB"
"its alr bbg i got roaches that sleep woth me in my bed dw"
EUGH way 2 go SAUL.. already messin shit up with ur date smh 😒😒 anyway, saul immediately had to get ready bc date with a HOT SEXY MAN? MMMMMso uh he decided to wear this cute outfit from his beautiful collection of clthes 🥺🥺
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hot! so uhh mpnow to the fuckin date with the fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhh the fuckin the fuckinn uh the fuckin
