Sincerely, Dark Lord.

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Dear #@!$%,
 
    I know this is not the way to start a conversation but I just needed to say that I'm very excited about the new invention I just made!
 
   
   Virabot is a virus that can destroy almost everything on it's way, still can't get it through some anti-virus programs though. I'll think about that problem later, it's not that important now. Anyways I just had to say, isn't it so awesome!? This will help us more than anything could!

   I hope you like it, I'm sure you'll like it!

                            Sincerely, The Dark Lord