Tere Sang Yaara-2

9: Firse jhagda? 😶

Karthik: tho bhai how was the night?

A loud choke on the breakfast table

Karthik: Aree bhai dhyaan se ye lijiye juice pijiye, isse thoda energy aayega raat ko bohot mehnat ki hogi aapne

Ahaan: (gulps down the juice) tujhe yaad haina teri bhi ek girlfriend hai karke

Karthik: of course, par mujhe ye bhi yaad hai ki bedroom naam ki koi cheez hoti hai and bed is more comfortable than kitchen counter I guess

Chachu: kya baate kar rahe ho kuch samaj mai nahi aaraha hai, ye karthik kya dhang se bata kya hui hai

The ladies just walk in with the breakfast and settle down on the table

Bhola: Aree bhabhi ji aapne tho mera special dish laaya hi nahi (holding a bowl with closed lid)

Ishqi: maine jaan buch ke nahi laaya hai, koi nahi khane vaala inhe

Bhola: aise kaise nahi khayenge, aap tho bilkul sinema ki saas ke tarah bol rahi hai, aapko hampe yakeen nahi hai? Hamne hi tho ishqaan ki malfunction ki thi

Ahaan: malfunction?

Karthik: I think manifestation

Bhola: Aree jo bhi ho, hamne naya banaya hai, karthik bhaiya aapko bohot pasand aayega

Karthik: banaye kya ho?

Ishqi: chodo karthik, bhaiya aaj nahi haa

Bhola: bhabhi ji aap ek baar chak tho lijiye

Ahaan: haa ishqi pehle kha lete at least

Bhola: duniya mai abhi bhi ache log hai bhaiya pehle aap hi ko khilayenge

Ritu: par banaya kya?

Bhola: coca cola dosa

"What the FUDGE"

Karthik: bhola ye kar kya raha hai? Tereko free wifi cinema dekhne diye the na

Bhola: hamesha thodi na sinema dekhte hai thoda tube chala liya aur ye mila hai bhaiya

Ahaan: ishqi kya bolti ho vo dil pe laat maarna?

Ishqi: pet mai laat maarna

Ahaan: ya yaa ye kya...

Daadi: CHUP!! Ghar samaj rakha hai ya kuch aur, iss ghar mai hameshe parathe hi bane hai ab ye kya ban rahe hai, bhola tera dil nahi dhukhana par ye ham nahi kha sakte hai leke jao isse (bhola's face fades)

Karthik: daadi!! Aapko nahi khana hai tho thike, bhola mujhe dho

Bhola: koi nah bhaiya ji ham rakh dete hai

Ahaan: jaise karthik ne kaha, ham sab khayenge

Daadi: puttar kya keh rahe ho, bachpan se tumhe kabhi aise khana nahi khilayi hun mai, ab ye sab bhola leke jao

Ahaan: aap ko nahi khana hai tho thike par mujhe nahi rokna mai koi chota bacha nahi hun mujhe patha hai mai kya kar raha hun

Bhola: bhaiya ji ham rakh dete hai hamare liye aap sab mat ladiye, ham khalenge, aap parathe khayiye (before anyone can say anything he leaves)

Karthik: daadi yaar, bichara ko bura laga hoga

Ahaan: ye kab dusro ke baare mai sochti hai

Ishqi: AHAAN, late ho rahi hai jaldi se khana khatam kijiye

Daadi: mera vo matlab nahi...

Chachu: chod dho maa, nashta kijiye

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