𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙼𝚎 - 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚋𝚞𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚡 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 —

Title from Sun Machine by Bears in Trees

listening to Audit by weevildoing while writing this 🥳🥳🥳, also sticking with the Wilbur Pov for a while cause why not
(i typed this all the way back in july.. )

𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎
U/N - Username
Y/N - Your name

𝗘𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 —

Wilbur was stuck in a cycle of typing your discord id to send you a friend request, chickening out and opening his DMs with Tommy, then pacing around his room. Wilbur grabbed a pillow from his bed, pressing his face into it and screaming. He had met this guy a DAY ago and he was feeling like a teenage girl with a crush. He fell onto his bed, face pressed into the pillow and arms wrapped around it.

Wilbur stayed there for a good few minutes, growing more and more agitated from the string of discord notifications he started getting. Wilbur sat up from his bed, leaning forward to look at his monitor. He saw it was a bunch of notifications from the group chat he was in with Tommy and Tubbo.

He got up and walked over to his computer, opening the chat. Wilbur scanned though the messages, eyes widening when he saw you in the group chat.

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DIRECT MESSAGES > Cool Dudes + Wilbur

U/N: GUYS WHAT IS THE A WORD
PLEASE IM BEGGING

BIG MAN: L

U/N: Do not test me Thomas

Tubbo: Tomym if u dont go to the carnival this week because your brother killed u im going to be so mad

Wilbur Soot: Wtf, you guys didn't ask me if you could invite Y/N

U/N: Wait they didn't ask you??
I hate when people do that, I can leave

Wilbur Soot: wisit eiddi sidi its ifn!!! you cNt sssyrt!!

Tubbo: WHAT??

BIG MAN: bro what

Wilbur Soot: *Wait wait wait, it's fine!!! You can stay!!

BIG MAN: HOW DID YOU MESS UP THAT BADLY
BROO

Tubbo: Wilbur.......

U/N: Guys if the group chat name is "Cool Guys + Wilbur" does that mean I'm a cool guy!!??

Tubbo: yes!! you are very cool!! coolest of dudes!!

→ BIG MAN changed the channel name: COOL DUDES + WILBUR AND Y/N

Tubbo: oh
nvm u are very lame

U/N: omg rude wtf

Wilbur Soot: It's ok Y/N, you're a cool dude in my eyes

U/N: thank you wilbur

BIG MAN: you guys are so lame

U/N: Thomas, please

BIG MAN: [frowngin]

U/N: dude
how did you mess that up

BIG MAN: SHUT UP!!
I!! I WILL KICK YOU AND WILBURS
OLD SELVES OUT OF GHIS GROUP CHAT!!

Tubbo: Tommy
Wilbur made the group chat

BIG MAN: what
...
wtf
wilbur leave so it can transfer ownership to me
now
please
pelsse
pleae
if you do i wont post thag one picture of you on twitter
yiu knks the one where Fundy edited a bowl cut on ur head
wilbur i have my finger over the post button
im not joking
give me owner ship
rn

Wilbur Soot: Tommy you do know I can't choose who its goes to, right?
It might not go to you, it could go to Tubbo or even Y/N

BIG MAN: thats so lame

U/N: L

_____________________________________

Wilbur continued reading over the string of messages, face warm. He had barely talked to Y/N and him just saying thank you to Wilbur made him want to jump up and down. Wilber muted the chat, knowing Tommy and Tubbo would keep Y/N talking for a while and he was tired. He stood up from his desk and just fell onto his side, holding a random pillow in his arms.

He hadn't felt this way in years, simple interactions making him feel all giddy and excited. Wilbur curled around the pillow, pressing his face against it. He hummed a soft tune, attempting to ignore the discord notifications blowing up his phone. Wilbur groaned, sitting up and grabbing his phone from his desk, skimming over the notifications. Most of them were from Tommy trying to get him to answer a question in the group chat, but a singular on caught his attention.

Discord ————— 7:36 PM
Friend Request from U/N !

He quickly opened the notification, accepting the request. Wilbur then put his phone on the charger and fell onto his bed, pressing a hand to his mouth.

He had officially decided he hated romance and crushes.

𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 ------------

uhh sorry for disappearing?? i started writing this back in July and just, forgot about it ,,, also i made the decision to base how everyone types off people i know irl.

Fun Fact: I had my y/n moment and found out the hit streamer Cup Toast is most likely an old online friend of mine lol

sorry this was kinda short, its 10 pm, i wrote this entire chapter in like an hour and i have school in thd morning 💀

𝗘𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 --------