❝ 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 . ❞ [ MARVEL x reader headcanons ]

- hela -

> she gives major mommy vibes and no one can deny it

> she would not just step on you--she would stab you with a needlessly ornate dagger

> she has let you try on her horned helmet

> > you fell over, that thing is very heavy

> > > she helped you up and thought it was cute in a silly, what-an-idiot sort of what

> she is an artist with a magical makeup brush

> > the looks are glamourous, dramatic, and very emo and they suit her so well

> her hair is long and soft and she lets you play with it

> she treats you like the queen you are

> > she is a very soft mommy dom

> any pet name is prefaced by an expression of ownership--my love, my darling, etc.

> > it is 100% a territorial thing

> on a similar note, if anyone else even looks at you she will murder them

> > literally no one is allowed to look at you let alone disrespect you

> she wants you to sit in her lap while she sits on the throne and plays with your hair

> > maybe play with some other things too, who knows--

> what comes out of her mouth is sass, sarcasm, or a Shakespearean monologue and it's extremely entertaining

> > those monologues are either about her rightful place as ruler of the nine realms or how beautiful you are

> she is a dog person (shocker)

> > she lets you pet the giant wolf and makes sure it doesn't drown you in puppy kisses

> she would squash anything or anyone you did not like

> you met Thor once, he was so sweet--never even threatened to hurt you

> > you honestly did not believe he was her brother, you assumed Loki was

> she would get a huge kick out of you kneeling for her

> > she has without a doubt asked you to do it before