Chicken Nuggies

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Caller: Hello this is McDonald's your order is ready

Fitz: I asked for chicken nuggies

Caller: I'm sorry sir, but we're all out of chicken nuggets

Fitz: I ASKED FOR CHICKEN NUGGIES SO GET ME SOME CHICKEN NUGGIES

Caller: 

Fitz: Get me my chicken nuggies or so help me I'll make you suffer for the rest of your days

Fitz: I SUMMON THE KEEFE

Keefe: *hugs McDonald's worker* You'll never be alone again

Keefe: NEVER

Caller: SOMEONE GIVE THE PSYCHO CHICKEN NUGGIES FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY

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