the police are after max

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12:02 AM:
max mayfield: so apparently i'm $78K in credit card debt

nancy wheeler: WHAT THE HELL????

dustin henderson: WHAT DID YOU BUY

max mayfield: IDK I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD A CARD

bill denbrough: the dulingo bird is so hot i'd fr learn new languages just for him

bill denbrough: oh damn ur in credit card debt howd that happen

mike wheeler: SHHHHH

robin buckley: ...

richie tozier: why are we being shushed.

mike wheeler: WILLS ASLEEP

stanley uris: it's only midnight

mike wheeler: I KNOW BUT HES ASLEEP

bill denbrough: AND UR SHUSHING US WHY?

mike wheeler: BC HIS PHONE BEEPS EVERYTIME HE GETS A NOTIF AND HIS PHONE IS IN HIS POCKET

richie tozier: SO TAKE THE PHONE OUT AND PUT IT ON SILENT???

mike wheeler: i can't

lucas sinclair: .. why not

mike wheeler: LUCAS YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHY.

lucas sinclair: YEAH BUT ITS FUNNY

mike wheeler: he's laying on top of me and i can't get it without him falling off

stanley uris: why do you have to make everything harder than it is

eddie kaspbrak: JUST GET THE PHONE OHT OF HIS POCKET

mike wheeler: I DONT WANT TO

eddie munson: 🤨

beverly marsh: WHY NOT??

robin buckley: MICHAEL ARE YOU GAY PANICKING ITS A POCKET

mike wheeler: I AM NOT GAY

mike wheeler: ME AND WILL ARE JUST FRIENDS

nancy wheeler: then get his phone out michael

mike wheeler: i

mike wheeler: HES A HEAVY SLEEPER ANYWAYS I DOUBT HE'LL WAKE UP

richie tozier: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE JUST DOESNT GET IT OUT OF HIS POCKET

beverly marsh: maybe it's a gay thing

robin buckley: or mike being weird thing

richie tozier: STANLEY

richie tozier: STAN

richie tozier: BIRD BOY

richie tozier: STAN STAN STAN

stanley uris: WHAT. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT U CANT JUST ASK ME

richie tozier: oh right i forgot you were next to me

richie tozier: anyways imagine this

stanley uris: oh god

richie tozier: bill's asleep and you need his phone but it's in his pocket, would you get it?

stanley uris: depends on how deep his pockets are i guess

bill denbrough: i'm confuzzled

lucas sinclair: HOW WOULD THAT

lucas sinclair: WHAT.

stanley uris: what 🤨

lucas sinclair: IM SO CONFUSED RN CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME

max mayfield: GUYS DO U HEAR SOMEONE BANGING ON THE FRONT DOOR WHAT IF ITS THE POLICE BECAUSE IM IN DEBT

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