My science teacher:Ok class today were going to learn about how babies are made
My mind:I already know how babies are made sir🌚
*A month later*
2 dancers:*About to kiss*
Me and My classmates:THERE ARE KIDS HERE TF!?
The kids:*Mean,Dramatic,Playful*
*A hour later*
Me in the stage(Yes I was gonna perform not singing but playing the piano and dancing I ain't flexing ok):I wanna go home I'm hungry WHEN TF IS THIS PERFORMANCE GONNA BE DONE I WANNA GO AND READ SOME SMUT😭😭
*A minute later*
Me:*Looks at my piano partner*
My mind:When you gonna be done?I'm hungry asf
*3 hours later*
random teacher I don't know:Alright parents let's get ready to watch the reciteles perform there last song DON'T STOP BELIEVING
Me:Hell nah we gonna dance and sing HOW TF I'M I GONNA DO THAT WHEN WE GONNA ZUMBA!?
*A minute in the dance*
Me:I ain't singing bitches and I ain't gonna smile either🌚🌚🌚
*a hour*
Me:IT'S FINALLY DON-
*My uncle being busy*
Me:You gotta be kidding me..
Me:*Patiently waiting*
Me in the inside:I swear I'm gonna burn this place down I WANNA GO HOME AND CHAT MY GF😭😭
*At the house*
The internet:*No internet*
Me:FUCKK THIS IS HELL
*A hour*
Me:Y'ALL GOTTA PAY THE FRICKING INTERNET 😭😭🌚🌚🌚
