Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob's Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend

Ch 58: Tastes like mint

translator: xiin
editors: butter & XavierForest

Going to the Internet cafe had been a whimsical decision on Song Yu's part, and his mind wasn't on the game.

The scenery inside the game was vivid and detailed, done in a very shocking, old style. He controlled the little loli to wander around.

There were some small monsters and mini bosses on the way along the River of Forgetfulness. Their healths weren't high and they could be easily killed, but the team was quite dissatisfied with the little physician loli who was acting like she was out for a stroll.

[Team] Glazed Glass Lamp: ? Physician.

[Team] Crazy Bloodthirsty Little Master: Healer, don't run around, okay? You don't need to do anything, just follow us. Really, after failing so many times, it's always because we run into this kind of person.

Ma Xiaoding spoke, "Wow, Brother Yu, they're talking about you."

Song Yu: "I'm not blind."

Ma Xiaoding thought about the idea that Song Yu had given him the last time they'd played games and suggested, "Do you want to act cute to them?"

Song Yu glanced at him, "I thought you would have me start flaming them directly."

Ma Xiaoding: "??? Don't do that. Look at how lovely you look in the game. Your name's so cute, too."

Song Yu ignored him and typed out a full stop in the team chat to show that he'd received the message before following the team. Although he'd come to coast, he didn't want to be too much of a salted fish.

They finally arrived at the entrance leading to the boss as they went further into the map.

Ma Xiaoding spoke from beside him, "When the boss uses its skills, there'll be an array on the ground. Brother Yu, you should pay attention to your positioning. Also, be careful of her little demons. This is the most disgusting part of the Red Lotus instance; if you're touched by their vines, you'll be controlled, and your cooldowns will slow down."

The instance boss emerged from the magma. Her upper body was human, and she had the lower body of a snake. She looked sinister, and there was a pile of little red lotus demons under her body, their mouths open to reveal their fangs and claws dancing everywhere.

It was a fifteen-person instance and their groups were split seven-eight. Although it was a temporary team, both sides had their own commanders. On their side, they were all relying on Ma Xiaoding's shouting.

Song Yu stayed away from Xie Sui in order to keep their accounts' identities as lovers hidden. He locked 'hand in hand' with another swordsman who wasn't from their group. However, it had to be said that this man's operations were so rotten that it made his eyes hurt. His equipment was clearly pretty good, but he couldn't deal any damage at all. His positioning was crappy, he couldn't land his skills well, and he even got controlled from time to time.

The speed at which his health dropped exceeded the speed at which he could heal, which made him grow so angry that he began to flame the other party.

[Team] Dragon Under Heaven: I give up. Are you sleepwalking? Are your hands broken? Do you know how to use skills?

[Team] Dragon Under Heaven: Get lost. Don't follow Laozi. You're just a waste.

The people who originally already had opinions about Song Yu spoke up.

[Team] Crazy Bloodthirsty Little Master: What else can you expect from a girl?

Ma Xiaoding was the first to get angry and used voice-to-text to send out a message.