idiotic plan🙄

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jass: in mind , kuch toh hai jo zoya mujhe nhi bata rahi🧐

uv:chalo do to chute😁

jass:kyaaaa hum chaar hai yaha pai🤨

uv:ha ha vahii😒

kriyaa:abbb ageee kyaaa???

kavin: tumhari behen aur mere bhai, un dono ko chudvana haiiii😁

kriyaa:kuch naya batao😊

kavin: 😊

uv:ideaaa😇

jass: kya kaisa ideaa🧐

uv: kaisa ideaaa?? raghbeer bhai aur ms.zoya ko chudane ke liye plan nhi lagegaaa🤨

jass:plan bataoooo

uv: hum raghbeer bhai aur zoya ko pati patni sabit kar saktee hai, agar yeh sabit kiyaa to yee log jaldi chut saktee haiii😊

jass: tum pagall ho gayee hoooon kyaaa

uv: tum chup karo meri maaa🙏
iske alava kuch nhi ho sakta inkaaaaa samghiii

kriyaa :are you gon mad, agar yee baat ghar me pata chal gyi too,jass di bhai ko pata chall gyaa toooo

uv: aree ghar valonko hum dekh lengee

jass: ghar valo ko dekh logeee, hamaree bhai ko kon samjayeegaa?

uv:aree tumharee bhai ko bhi dekh lenge

jass:kya matlab (cut by kavin)

kavin: uv bhai app pagal ho gayeee hoo kya kriyaa sahi keh rhi ghar valonko pata chal gaya too kya karengee or inko pati patni sabit kaisee karengeeee???

uv: aree voo kon voo inka vo bouncerr haa KD

jasmine:haa vo bahar khda hai main usko bulati hooo

kriyaa: (pulls jasmine to her self)diiiii pagal ho gyi hoo kyaaaa, bhai ko pata chal gya to marr gayee

jass: bhai ko dekh lenge dooey

kriyaa: bhai ko pata chal ne ke baad app ek ek second kaise bitaogi, haa bataoo mugheee

jass: tu mughe bata zoyee yaha pe reh payeegiii kyaa, vo bhii pureee din, tu nhi reh payeegi vo kya rahegiiii

while a drunk man was in jail with zobeer

drunk man: ohhh hooooo (he sing the song for zoyee)

song - mere sapano ki raani kab aayegi tu
aai rut mastaani kab aayegi tu
biti jaaye zidagani kab aayegi tu
chali aa, aa tu chali aa
mere sapano ki raani kab aayegi tu

raghbeer understands that he is singing this song for zoyeee, he gets angry😡🤬
he catchess the collar of thee man

raghbeer: eee kya bolaa tuu haa phirsee bolll (while zoya holding his hand)

zoya: raghbeer leave him raghbeer chodiyee usse raghbeer

raghbeer: issse hii bola na tuu bol na phirse bol mere samne bolll teri himmat kaise huyi zoya ko kuch bolne

zoya:raghbeer leave him

raghbeer: wait zoyaa, (to drunk man)
bol na mere samneee voo ganna

kavin(pov): bhai vo apke liye kaise ganna gayeegaa haa , bhai ke to armaan hi alag hai kabhi shaheer aur kabhi yeee bevdaa 🤦‍♀️

kriyaa noticee kavin

kriyaa:kaha khoo gayee, hellooo

kavin:hoo hoo yahii hoo,(to raghbeer) bhaii bhaii chodiyee usse bhaiiiii

kriyaa:didi app saaii kehh rahi thi inn dono ko bahar nikalna hii hogaaa

jass to uv: uv pls jaldi apna plan execute karoo

uv: haan tum KD ko bulaoooo pehlee

jass:haan bulati hooo

she calls KD

uv tells kd to make fake marraige certificate

KD: aree you suree sir

uv: yess i am suree , go fast

after half n hour kd brings marriage certificate

uv: ab dekho mera kamal ,he goes

jass:hogaya kalyan , kya karne vala hai kya pata

uv goes towards lockup

uv: bhaiii bhabhiii😊

raghbeer: bhai to main hoo bhabhiii🧐

zoya: tumhari shadi hogayee hai,tumne bataya nhii ,milaya nhi party main(zoya was shocked and sad)🙄😳🥺

raghbeer: pagal hoo kyaa main kisi or ke baree main soch bhi nhii saktaaaa tu (he stops)😬

zoya:phir yein uv kya bol rha haii😬

raghbeer:god knows yein kya bol raha hai🧐,uv yein kya bol rha hai🤔

uv:bhai bhabhi app logo yaha kaise vo bhi lockup mai 🧐

zoya: what the hell are you saying tum bhabhi kise bol rahe ho uv 🧐

uv: app ko bhabhii aur kise bhabhi bulaoungaa😁 app bhi na bhabhi bade mazakiyaa hooo 😆

raghbeer:uv pagal ho gya hai kya kya boll rha 🤨,kavin kya hogaya hai isee🤔

kavin: expresions like god knows🧐

raghbeer:( whispers)uv kyaa bol rha hai zoya ko akward lag sakta hai

uv:bhai ,bhai hu apka itna to samaj chuka hu app zoya ke liye kuch feel karte haiii, filhal use bacha ne ke liye jhut bol dijiye

raghberr:fine

uv: bhai fine kya play along plsss

raghbeer : matlab

uv: aree act like she is ur wifee🤗

ragbeer: okk i will try😏

uv:zoya pls thodi der act like my bhabhii plsss🙂

zoya:yuvi pagal hoo kyaa inko badme pata chal gaya too ki hum husband wife nhii haii too

yuvi:aree vo mai dekh lungaa,app bass mughe vishwas rakhoo,hai na vishwass🧐

zoya:thodasa bhi nhiii🙂😗🤭😑

uv: hone wali bhabhi🤗

zoya:what😑

uv:i mean nakali bhabhii zara saa to vishwas rakhoo😗

zoya:okkk finee🙂

uv:act like my bhabhi.🤗

zoya: i will try🙂

uv:good👍

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