Y/ns Announcement

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Tw:swear words
[Lmao this is cursed af-)







Y/n:I've come to make an announcement:BEN is a bitch ass motherfucker, They pissed on my fucking wife, That's right they took their  fuckin quilly deez nuts out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their deez nut was "This big" and I said "that's disgusting" so I'm making a call out post on my twitter

BEN the Green gumball son of a bitch, you got a small deez nuts! It's the size of this walnut but WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! PFFFFFFTTTT that's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck da earth! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ZELDA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IdiOT!!You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrroplllllets hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight before I piss on you, too!

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ZELDA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IdiOT!!
You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrroplllllets hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight before I piss on you, too!

Sarah:Uuhhhh I think we need to get outta here lol

Rose:Fuck this shit I'm out mmmmm fuck this shit I'm out no thanks

Ben:I'm not even gonna ask lol

Alex:Wtf happend?

Matt:Wtf did BEN do-?

Every NPC:👁👄👁

BEN:Lmao I fucked your wife

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