Random book of Randomness

3 Men

An English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man were driving in a desert.Thier car broke down and the three men decided to take one part each with them from the car.the English man said"i'll take the window wiper fluids with me so I have something to drink." The Irish man said" i'll bring the car seat with me so I don't have to sit down on the sand."Last,the Scottish man said" i'll bring the door."The English man and Irish man looked at each other and said" Out of everything,why the door?"the Scottish man said" because if it's too hot, I can put down the window."