Luke gets up from his bed scratching his back,some death sticks laying on the floor ,(weezer plays in the background)
"Man I fucking love me some weezer I would fuck my own sister to see weezer live." *he around the Millenium Falcone
"OH shit R2-D2 what are you doing awake?"
"I don't sleep you fucking idiot" R2 beeps angrily *R2-D2's circuts pop out* "holy shit I could really fuck something right now" luke thinks hey come to my room R2-D2 *cuts to their room* *luke snorts a death stick* "ok let's do this r2" *whips his cock out*
*R2-D2 drops the fuckin metal thing covering his lingerie* "R2-D2 do position one" *R2-D2 does some bullshit ass doggystyle pose* "ok nice" luke thinks while putting his penis in the astromech *shoves it in and out like 5 times*
"Holy shit this is better than leias pussy" luke thinks to himself *R2-D2 sparks and burns luke skywalkers dick off for being a fucking weirdo* "NOOOOOO MY DICK!!!!!!" LUKE YELLS
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r2d2 and Luke skywalker
Non-Fictionluke skywalker gets into death sticks, and downbad for some pussy he fucks everyone's favorite astromech P.s I'm not a fucking weirdo I just did this cause I'm bored
