𝐌𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 || 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐮

some old pedo 3

eddie; STAN
eddie; I NEED HELPPPPP

stan; what?! eddie what happened?

eddie; you know that one guy that was commenting on my post asking if we
were dating?

stan; uhh yea i think so. why?

eddie; he just followed me!!
eddie; WHAT DO I DO

stan; wdym, you dont have to do anything

eddie; but what if he's cute and he
wants to date me!?!

Stan; 'what if he's cute'?
Stan; you dont know what he looks like?

eddie; nope, i have absolutely no idea

stan; well can't you just look at his
account?

eddie; i already tried that
eddie; he has a private account

stan; well then just follow him back
and see if he's cute. and if he is then
dm him or whatever

eddie; but what if he's like some old
pedo man just trying to get in my pants

stan; okay... but what if he's you're future husband???

eddie; UGH FINE

stan; thank god

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