X's unironic/ironic quotes

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"This is heartbreaking
Not because of the story behind this masterpiece but because of the story behind this masterpiece."

"My phone likes banning me from apps"

"My pfp is deadass how i feel all the time
I feel like a clown"

"I HAVE A STORY IDEA THAT WOULD PROBABLY GET ME CANCELLED LMAO
ITS ABOUT A BLACK GUY WHO SAYS THE N WORD A LOT AND THEN ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SAYING IT , HE TURNS WHITE ."

"My favorite word is 'uh'..."

"We are family so dont care if i spit in your drink. You can still drink it, we share blood"

"You wont let me lick your ancle :("(i was joking)

"Did i act high once?"

"Imma spit in your drink more often"(i was joking real hard)

"I uh I uh.... Uhhhhhhh"

"No one understands me and no one will ever.."

"E"

"I wanna rip out every one of my toe/finger nails just bc i can"