A/N - Wow I really need to start writing on this again-
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Bruce and Loki Private Chat
Bruce: Hey, how are you?
Loki: Um. I'm OK.
Bruce: I noticed you were a bit quiet earlier. You're not usually quiet. And I only counted two times where you were sarcastic.
Loki: Dammit. So it was obvious.
Bruce: So, I guess I just wanted to check you were OK.
Loki: I'm fine
Bruce: you sure?
Loki: ...
Loki: no, not rlly
Bruce: Not really sure or not really OK?
Loki: Um... both?
Loki: wow private chat is way more intensive than group chat texting
Bruce: It is XD
Bruce: Mind me asking what it is that's up?
Loki: bad day I guess
Bruce: Riiiiight
Loki: OK fine
Loki: They were talking about Thanos. And I don't like Thanos.
Bruce: I don't like him either, don't worry :)
Loki: ...no
Loki: I guarantee I hate him more than you
Bruce: Dunno. It'd be pretty hard to ;)
Loki: Alright. Have you been kidnapped and violently tortured by him for a year before having him forcibly take over your mind to make you embark on a doomed mission to invade a city, with the knowledge that your failure would mean a punishment worse than death, only to meet him again and watch as he kills half your people, torture your brother in front of you and then almost strangle you to death?
Loki: didnt think so
Bruce: ...what did I miss?
Loki: nothing important.
Bruce: This sounds pretty important...
Loki: not to you
Bruce: But it sounds important to you
Loki: Well- yes- but...
Loki: ACK BANNER WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS DIFFICULT FOR ME
Loki: Um what i mean is, why do you care about this?
Bruce: ...why wouldn't I?
Loki: Bc no one ever wants to know my side of things. This feels rlly weird
Bruce: You sound like you need a hug 🙃
Loki: I don't need a hug
Bruce: You suuuuuuuuuuuure?
Bruce: The Hulk gives very good hugs you know.
Loki: NO
Loki: NOOOOO
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bruce: Alright 😓
Loki: Look, I wanna say it's appreciated, but really, if you think I'M going to accept a hug from ANYONE but especially THE HULK youre sadly misunderstood
Bruce: Yeah, ig
Bruce: But how on earth did you keep that in? You were tortured?
Loki: Don't remind me
Bruce: Sorry. But how did no one ever realise?
Loki: I'm a very secretive person
Bruce: You can say that again
Loki: I'm a very secretive person 🙃
Bruce: Haha
Bruce: But seriously, you didn't tell anyone? Not even Thor?
Loki: Especially not Thor
Bruce: Your mum and dad?
Loki: HELL NO
Loki: My dad was the reason I tried to kill myself in the first place
Bruce: WTF
Loki: shouldnta said that
Bruce: WTF DO YOU MEAN YOUR DAD WAS THE REASON YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? WHEN DID YOU TRY TO KILL YOURSELF? I DONT REMEMBER THIS EVER COMING UP IN CASUAL CONVERSATIONS? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF FOR SO LONG? HOOOOWWWWWWWW?
Loki: Bc I knew i'd get this reaction
Bruce: ...OK but srsly u should tell Thor at least
Loki: No
Bruce: Um... what about Mobius? Strange Wanda and Scott? I know ur friends with them
Loki: OK but rlly Bruce how would I even bring that up
Loki: Hi, sorry to bother you but do you have a moment to talk about the time I got tortured doesnt rlly work
Bruce: I can't be the only one who noticed you were all quiet earlier, surely
Loki: idk i never normally look at my messages from other people. i'll check and see if they did message me
Bruce: K
Loki: hm i have unread messages from fifteen different contacts... some going back to last year...
Bruce: LMAO that doesn't surprise me for some reason 🤣
Bruce: I'm honoured that you looked at mine
Loki: Mostly bc i thought the phone was malfunctioning bc i never thought you would talk to me
Bruce: Hey I'm a nice person who talks to everyone :(
Loki: ik
Loki: i'm going
Bruce: OK nice talking to you and TELL SOMEONE :)
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A/N - IDK why I wrote this but eh ITS AN UPDATE
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