Dear Matthew, WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT TO BE SO GODDAMN HOT? Like I literally can't anymore. How has no one snatched this man yet. I would snatch this man in a heartbeat if it was legal.
My fav scenes/quotes from Matthews doc. My fav episode is S2 E5
1. *Walking and talking* *Passes Joe (Rossi)* "Hey, fuck you." *Continues walking and talking* *Joe turns around and stops* "Fuck you."
2. "I'm like a disease, in that once you catch me, you can't not catch me. I'm like Herpes, but charming herpes. I'm like- maybe don't put that in the doc."
3. *Banging on the wall* "That's not an earthquake... that's me, goob. What's up bro?"
4. "Hey guys.... hey. I got you a hat. For your face."
5. "Hey heyyyy"
6. "Do you recycle?" "Umm yeah." "I don't."
#3 is my fav scene/quote tho idk why i just love it.
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a pic of him bc why tf not also when i was looking for a good pic i was reminded he's not gonna be in the new season of cm 😭😭😭
