Ezra Miller and The Egg from Puss and Boots
It was a sunny, peaceful day. Humpty was
galloping through the park, when suddenly he
heard something: "HEY? COME HERE BITCH" Shouts ezzie. Humpty turns around and sees a scary man with a dangerous looking boner. Ezzie makes his way towards humpty and sticks his dick in him.
"TAKE IT" ezzie runts. Humpty tried to fight
back, but the combintion of his litle arms and
prominant confusion made defending himself
difficult. Ezzie was moaning and moaning until
he finally came. Ezzie quickly walked away
right after. All humpt
how the fuck am i supposed to continue this
story emina.
anyway, unknowingly to ezra, humpty had a cnc
kink. after that day, humpty viciously hunted
ezra down. he would lather himself in oil and
lay out in the sun, hoping his oder would
attract the psychopath.
ezra hadn't eaten all morning and was on his
way to go commit more felonies when he suddenly
smelled the gushiest egg he had ever smelled in
his life. the smell immediately gave him a rock
hard cock and his stomach growled. he searched for the oriqin of the scent and stumbled upon a familiar sight.
eggy looked up. a strange shadow standin over
him blocking his sun. IT WAS HIM. humpty kept his cool and smirked at the scp looking man. he rolled over, his big squishy egg ass cheeks now in view of ezra. humpty hoped this would make him snap and fuck him right there on the hot, dirty pavement.
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"Oh yea, now that's what im talking about
ezzie said as he did his dumbass flash run
towards the egg. "Take it easy- NO-"the egg
said as his final words, "I might crack?"
"Theres no escape from the wrath of this
kidnapper." ezzie said dramatically before
leaping 28 ft into the air, crashing his 2 inch
cock into the egg once again. as the violent
and short thrusts into the hole in humpty's
shell slowed, ezra reached his climax within 30
seconds, just long enough for the damage to
take over. As Ezzie took his last attempt at
truly satisfying someone, Humpty's shell
cracked. Suddenly on horseback, all the kings
men from england rushed to save humpty but
failed. ezzie went to prison and got brutally
raped instead, a fitting end for a fucking dumbass bitchass idiot
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