Personality Swap [Hetalia]

Sweden & Denmark

As usual I woke up early to make breakfast. I was thinking of making something Norwegian, just to ease his anger from last night.

Apparently he had burst out at Denmark, his words mostly consisting of curses and Denmark being an idiot. I had to cover Sealand's ears just to help him sleep and to prevent him from learning new words. The reason of Norway being angry? Finding out Denmark was writing R-18 fanfics of him and Iceland, and a hidden stash of NorIce and DenNor doujinshis under his bed, covered with the Danish flag. Especially something that sounded like SuFin. I heard he bought them from Japan. Whatever the heck doujinshi means, it didn't sound good at all.

I would usually be greeted by Sweden at the table reading the daily newspaper, but instead I saw Denmark. He was drinking coffee, and when he saw me he greeted me with a soft 'good morning'. I had raised both my eyebrows, completely shocked at his sudden change. I thought that perhaps he has turned a new leaf after yesterday, or something was deathly wrong.

I greeted back, my cheerfulness slightly faltered, and I went to cooking. His silence unnerved me even though I tried my best ignore it. When I finished cooking I asked Denmark (who was still the only other person in the kitchen) to wake the others. He nodded and stood, folding the newspaper like how Su-san would.

Within minutes Sealand was running down the stairs, Iceland yawning as he held his phone in hand, Norway with his hair ruffled but the unusual curl sticking out, and Su-san with his glasses askew. I had already placed breakfast on the table, which they ate right after sitting at their respective chairs. I noticed that Denmark and Su-san had switched places, but I didn't pay any mind as I continued eating.

I prodded Sealand to have a shower right after eating, but he kept saying he wanted to play outside in the snow instead! It was already past Christmas, and I've been counting the days till spring. Before I nagged even further, Denmark came up behind me and said he'll take care of it. I gave a slight nod then quickly rushed to the kitchen to wash the plates.

I was surprised - no, shocked is a better word - to see Su-san teasing Norway and Iceland. I rubbed my eyes, making sure I wasn't seeing things but the image stayed right there. Of course, it's purely reality but I had a hard time accepting it. I tried to ignore it by returning to what I should have been doing, but once or twice I nearly dropped the plates hearing Su-san laughing.

Norway and Iceland felt it too, for they left quickly. "Hey, Finland. Was I that annoying?" he asked me, his gaze I could feel on my back. I awkwardly laughed as I turned slightly to face him,"Perhaps!" I took several deep breaths to calm myself before returning to the chores.

Once done I quickly went up to check on Sealand, and to my surprise he was already clean and dressed, with a comment from him,"Big Brother Den said he'll play with me today! Is Dad busy?" As much as I'm still getting used to him calling Su-san and I as his parents, I replied like a parent should,"I don't know. But if he is, it's best we leave him be, right?" "Right!" Perhaps not like a parent, but at least he responded without the usual pout. I watched Denmark exit his room all set for the cold, and Sealand followed as he walked down the stairs.

I took the opportunity to check on Su-san, who somehow was now draining beer, just like how Denmark would. I placed my hands at my hips and said,"Isn't it a bit too early to drink?" "Just a bit of ale ain't going to hurt me." he replied in a rather sassy attitude, something I've never, ever seen in the stoic Swedish man.

I myself wanted to do something rather differently today, which was that I took the newspaper, rolled it up, and smacked Su-san upside the head with it as I said quite loudly,"Stop drinking this instance and do something productive instead!"

And for the rest of the day I rested in my room; I overestimated my strength since it has slighty diminished from Christmas Eve. I had overworked myself.

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A/N: can't imagine it. Serious tho. Ollie agrees with me too on that.

Pirate!2p!England: True. *nods*

*coughs* Anyway, Halloween is just around the corner! Anyone already ready with their costume? Or should I say... Cosplay! I've thought of being Springtrap this year but sadly I do not have the time or budget for it... My mom won't let me get another wig... But I might be my OC! I designed her recently and all I'm missing is the dress (I've targeted to use my savings to buy the dress) and a long white wig (which I may not be getting). But I might be something creepy this year, since I became Pirate!England last year.

Cap'n Oliver: Huh?

And with that white wig, I would be able to cosplay Undertaker (Black Butler), 2p!Prussia, Nyo!Prussia and Neko!Prussia!!

Okay, enough of me time. What's your dream cosplay? Or if you're already cosplaying, what's your future cosplan?

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Up next!! ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ

1) Poland & ???

2) America & ???

3) ??? & Germany

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Ciao and see you in the next one-shot!