18 - Deer = Dear

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Giovanni: How the heck did you guys crash a boat.

Walter: Well you see, me and wolf were riding about in that speed boat when all of a sudden, I saw a tiger shark. For some reason, I shouted "Wolf! Deer!" and what did you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wolf, curled up into a ball: Yes dear?

Giovanni: *wheezing

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