After monsters came to the surface along with demons and such.They haven't been easley excepted with the humans,so when you find out some of those monster,demons and whatnot live across from you,you take the opportunity to make friends with them and...
Me: If you find out who come to me IMMEDIATELY and I'll teach them a lesson about touch what's MINE!
Hannah: Ok
*I walk away*
*Hannah sees Verosika drinking my Boba*
Verosika: What are you staring at-
Hannah: W-where did y-you get that d-drink?
Verosika: From the fridge with a stick note with your sisters name on it,why?
Hannah(Whispering to Verosika): If she finds out you have that she's going to kill you!
Verosika: It's just a drink why would see kill me over that?
Hannah: See orders that ever morning and saves it in the fridge for later so she drink it until satisfied, everyone knows if you touch her boba she will literally rip your head off even mineta KNOWS not to touch it and he's a perv...
Verosika: Shit...
Hannah: We have to order another one before she finds out -------------------------------- Y/N: Why does my hair set on fire?
Me: Cause you have cosmic powers or some shit IDK!!!
Classic: *Drinks ketchup*
Me: I hate my job...
*Throws clip bored on the ground walks away* -------------------------------- (With my AU's) Helluva boss me or Hell: Sooooo...
Hazbin hotel me or Lucifer: Umm
ErRør me or CrāsH: Øk,wH¥ i$ It Sø aKwĀrD?
Me: *on my phone*
Them: *looking at me expecting me to say something*
Me: What?
Lucifer: Well...
Me: You guys wanna see DuckTales you don't yea?
Them: Yup!/Mhm/I gU3Ss...*shrugs*
Me: *opens a portal to DuckTales* Ok, come on let's go...
Them: YAY/we shall be off then/ wElL l3t'S gØ... -------------------------------- Striker: *opens door and closes*Sorry I'm late. I was.. doing things... *FOOTSTEPS RUNNING UP THE STAIRS*
*DOOR FLIES OPEN*
Me: *panting*...HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS!
Striker: Push is such a strong word,I prefer to call it.. giving you a little nudge.
Me: Oh! I'll give YOU a nudge, when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YO ASS!!!
Hell: HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of the Lucifer.
Lucifer Mange: *FACEPALM* -------------------------------- Hannah: Haneefah, Alastor,Vaggie, Before you go out and shopping, will you three PLEASE clean up your mess in the basement... Smells like 4 dead bodies down there...
My POV : HOW DID SHE KNOW?! -------------------------------- (The aftermath or Striker pushing me down the stairs)
Me: *grumbling*
*Charlie wrapping up Strikers arm and stomach*
Striker: S-she really packs a p-punch *Hiss*
Vaggie: Striker,why would you provoke her?
Striker: Eh,I guess I just wanted to test her patients...
Vaggie:
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Striker:
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Charlie:
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------------------------------ A/N: I hoped you enjoyed these bloopers...love y'all have a goodnight/day/noon!
