Grover the Bad Boy is GAYnelle for Aubrey Lee Miller

Act I Scene I

(Java Junction ext. We see AUBREY LEE MILLER admiring himself in the window reflection when GROVER THE BAD BOY enters.)

GROVER: Aubrey Lee Miller! What are you doing shakin' your behind in the window of the Java Junction? Everyone on mainstreet can see what you're doing!

AUBREY: Let 'em look! I am up to these chins in desperation and I need help! When you look at me do you think "foxy mama" or "saggy senior"? Do you think "S-E-X-Y" or "A-A-R-P"? You have to tell me! Let me know!

GROVER: I don't want them to look... my eyes only...

AUBREY: Grover, what are you wearing underneath that mud but also blue colored uniform?

GROVER: Nothin' Ol' Nekkid LaMerle hasn't seen before.

AUBREY: Yeah? Well I haven't seen anything... uwu.

GROVER: Oh you're gonna see it, feisty britches!

(They exit. Blackout.)