I thought I felt someone on top of me last night. It was probably Gary. I can't believe that I got a boner from Mr. Krabs oh gee wiz, oh Mr. Krabs you turn me on. Hey brain no, not good. I gotta tell Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Pattrrrriiiickkkkkk!(Patrick: What spongebob, you called me! (Spongebob: I have to tell you something! *whisper* *whisper* (Patrick: OHHHHHHHH THIS IS BAD!! We we have to tell sandy! (Spongebob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JUST KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF OK!!
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