It was a a sunny morning October 3.
Mr.Chucks class was going on A field trip to the pumpkin patch.
Dean and Sam had beg there broke ass father for 3$ to go.
Sadly there broke ass dad has no money so Dean went in his wallet and took 3$ any way.
"Oh my gosh Dean I'm so excited to get some pumpkins."
"Me too Sammy."
" This is gonna be more fun than the time me, you, and dad left out the bathroom window at Olive Garden."
Dean was about to tell Sam he need to turn down when a small messy hair boy walked into the room.
It was Castiel!
Behind Castiel came his older brothers Lucifer,Gabriel, and Balthazar.
Dean ran up to Castiel
" Oh my god girl are you going to the pumpkin patch?!"
Castiel smiled "Yes boy I'm ready to pop my pussy to the Great Pumpkin."
Gabriel and Lucifer intervene into Castiel and Deans conversation
"BITCH WE GONNA STEAL DA BUS."
Sam knowing both the boy where fuck boys and had actual no intention on stealing the bus.
The class bored on the giant yellow bus.
The bus was old as shit cause you know federal funded school anit got no nice shit. I blame Obama. But any way.
The bus had to be from 1960
There was holes all in the seats and the bus smelt of piss and depression.
Dean and Castiel were bus buddy's
Sam and Gabriel were bus buddys
Balthazar was the teachers bus buddy
And lucifer sat alone cause he's annoying as fuck and smell like wet dog.
"Oh my gosh Dean this bus is so bumpy on the road."
"Baby boy I can ride your road smother than this"
Castiel looked at Dean confused
When Gabriel lean over the seat
"THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET."
Gabriel threw a water bottle at the bus driver knocking back him out.
Soon Gabriel and lucifer ran to the front of the bus.
The bus served and rocked
Gabriel grab control of the steering wheel.
And lucifer push the breaks.
Everyone was freaking the fuck out cause This was there only chance to go to the pumpkin patch and get a pumpkin for free. Cause bitch pumpkins will cost a shit load and you can't leave out the bathroom window at a pumpkin patch.
From the screaming came Gabriel load ass voice
"BITCH YOU THOUGHT WE WASNT GONNA STEAL THE BUS?"
Soon Gabriel and lucifer crash the bus over a mountain.
THE END
