My Online Diary

July 26th 2022

                         Dear online diary,

I want to be a microwave.

What is the best car, me. Probably one of the best things I've ever had the pleasure of seeing.

I like the office and I also like when I sneak out to go and buy big bags of candy and then just come back home and eat and then start getting mad at myself for how I look.

But food is so good.

Jim halpert season 1 daddy.

Omg I remember when I would flirt with ppl I'm friends with now on here but it would be so weird if I did it now.

I'm gay.

What

Who's that 

Duhdhududhdhuhhhhhhh duh dduhhh 

Hello.

Me?

What

Who

My name is something omg

I made Siri call me my shawty

I love meat

Oh no

Chili's is so fucking stupid I want to kill everyone that works there because they served my vegetarian sister meat without telling her. Those fuckers I would kill them if I could.

Live love bark is what my dogs food container says 

My dad has a gun

I hear my dog ding ding ding heh heh

Are my toes long Or are they not

Idk

How do people have things for feet that's weird how do they look at feet and good

Smexy bb omg duh papi toe fungus yes slay daddy 

Wowoooowowowooo hey Wassap I'm so cool and hot

I used to do kokichi roleplay but not anymore because people don't remember or they do and they just don't want to 

Why did my grandma put her thing in my room

My Grandma's search history says how to give a lap dance and it makes me think of a stripper kokichi story that is amazing so u should read it idk if I could get in trouble for talking about that fanfiction idk I might but I don't rlly think so I hope I don't . 

Don't fuck with me Shawn mendas idk ur last name how to spell it what I'm to lazy rn to retype that but like fr fr fam I'll shoot ur face off but not rlly get off my page homophones and ppl who disrespect me when I say Wassap bb gay I forgot how to eat string cheese for 5 seconds.

If u remember old me in 2021 then tell me what u remember plz 

If you remember how we met plz tell me I might not remember but anyways why is everyone changing their names on here I forgot my password but I remember it just doesn't work I think when I try to change it to something else so I have to live with this forever but it's ok .

Awe bbs are so cute but I like when they cry it's so loud I wonder what it's like to be claustrophobic I tried to type it but auto correct put catastrophic instead but it's ok

Goodbye my bb I luv u let's get some clocks sometime 😊☺️