𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘- scaramouche x fem!reader

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄?

Today was the day!

It's currently 1:20 in the morning, I take a sip of my magical waking up juice for sleep deprived people like myself.

I open my eyes, to endure the bright screen in front of me..

the screen that lit up my pitch black room in seconds

the white blasting screen that pissed me off sometimes

when it pauses on that single geo symbol

it makes me cry, but it'll still make me happy

tears of joy or not.

ahem

where was I?

oh right!

Today was a very special day.. it marks the release of my beloved!

my precious

my little scrunchkin that may or may not make me question whether I'm a masochist or not!

It's not like I've been asked that in co-op several or more times..

from what I've heard from reliable leakers

I knew months ahead of time when he was coming out!

As a loyal Scaramouche follower,, of course I've saved my primos for him

ha

ha

ha

......

but there was one tiny problem

ahahah

I SPENT THOSE PRIMOGEMS

sigh

Y/N YOU IDIOT 

Y/N the idiot proceeded to slap both of her cheeks at the same time

"loyal Scaramouche follower" MY BUTT

..

ah

I'm sorry Scara

but pulling for Kazuha, Yae Miko, Klee, etc was irresistible at those moments

but

I still have 

my single

fate

left

and uh

depending on my luck

he might come home?

I'm not too sure..

but I can only hope

and wish

and die

WAIT NO

not die

dying is not safe!

but I'd do it for Lord Scaramouche..

AUGH NO!

I am not a masochist.. i swear.. 

anyways

I keep forgetting what I'm going to say

where was I?

oh right

I'll put all my luck on this fate

for you to come home safely

!!!!