haikyuu x male reader

GUIDELINES

So.. this is my first x reader lol but yeah here's some rules, for both requests and everything.

BASIC RULES

1. THIS RULE IS VERY IMPORTANT SO LISTEN UP. THIS IS A M A L E READER, I WOULD PREFER IF FEMALES DNI, BUT I CANNOT STOP THEM. SO IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE AND READ THIS, WHATEVER, DO YOU, JUST PL E A S E FOR BOTH MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE'S SANITY PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT THINGS RELATED TO BEING FEMALE. YOU CAN COMMENT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT SAY STUFF LIKE "except I'm a girl tehehe" OR ANYTHING WEIRD LIKE "I'm a girl but this makes me horny" IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

2. uh literally just don't come on here being homophobic thanks

3. Please respect that I am human and can't be up 24/7 (I mean I am most of the time but a hoe needs sleep ya know)

REQUESTS

Open ( x )

Closed ()

1. I don't mind you guys commenting requests on the one shots but if ya can please comment them here, message them, or post them on my board pls:00

2. You can request as many things as ya want homies

3. also you can do individual requests for headcanons or a group

REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR:

Smut

Fluff

Angst (will not be doing detailed descriptions of s3lf h@rm or sewerslide ogsklng)

Headcanons

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO WRITE:

P3d0phili@

Teacher x Student

Inc3st

St3pc3st (idk what is called but n o)

R@pe

(no kink shaming but...) p!ss kink or sh!t kink no thanks :P

all of these are a big n o for me, if I come across something in requests that makes me uncomfortable I will add it to this list.

SPECIFIC REQUESTS:

you can make them as specific as you want, actually, the more specific the better if you want it a certain way. Especially for smut, ya know the specific kinks and all that.

MAY I ADD (I WILL)

Minors.. homies... I know I'm 17 but like... I really don't care who reads this, age wise, if ya read it ya read it but try to keep ages outta the comments bc UH YALL BE LIKE 13 AND YOUNGER AND IM LIKE ayo?? so yeah keep the ages outta the comments thanks

also comments, votes, views anything is appreciated! As a homosexual who loves comments those are more than welcomed:) whether its feedback or anything, ESPECIALLY if its funny shenanigans bros HMU I SWEAR blow my notifications UP WITH THAT SHIT HOMIES

I will do random stuff (hcs) for special occasions such as holidays and junk:)

anyways yeah

IF YOU DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE REMEMBER THIS(AND RULE 1 OF THE BASIC RULES, ALONG WITH THE STUFF I WONT WRITE)!!!:

H/C = hair color

Y/N = your name

S/T = skin tone

F = fluff

S = smut

HCS = headcanons

A = angst

E/C = eye color

Y/H = your height (if it is not specified in a request or if I'm not basing it off me(hc))

I will have another book sometime soon for specific ships... but I will not be doing WLW simply because I am not a female in the LGBTQ+ community, nor will I be doing heterosexual ships bc once again ya homie is not a heterosexual :P

zoo wee mama this was long anyways I got some requests brewing up so imma go tend to em thank you for reading(or skimming? idk lol)

add on: if I ever say or do anything offensive it is not intentional. If you notice this, whether you are one of my close friends or not, please let me know and I will automatically correct as soon as possible.