Pitbull turned a little bit.....straight....slightly emo...slowly losing his gayness because he had no man to share it with until...Kanye. Pitbull felt gay rushing through his body and knew he loved Kanye....but Kanye did not. Pitbull, in an attempt to have him, kisses Kanye. Dj saw everything and said, "Kanye.. my pogy wogy.. don't you love me..?" "No, bro you don't understand! The dude kissed me!" Pitbull said, "Ayo bro you wanna fight we gotta show manly gay dominance for Kanye?!" "Bet," Dj said. They fought and swung and kicked and twirled. They went on for about three hours. The whole time Kanye yelled "Dj, MY HUNTING KNIFE, PLEASE! THIS ISN'T YOU! LOOK AT ME" 🥺🥺🥺 Pitbull felt rage after losing, a burning big rage, and then... sadness. He finally turned emo. "Pitbull!!" Kanye yelled. But he was too late as he had already flown away with his emo wings. Kanye and Dj chased him, but he was too far.
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Homiesexual (Poly fanfic)
FanfictionHIHI!! SO THIS IS A STORY OF [for legal reasons] OCS BASED OFF OF HOMOPHOBIC BOYS AT OUR SCHOOL!!! THEIR CALLED DJ KANYE AND PITBULL AS CODE NAMES. THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETELY SATIRE AND MAKES FUN OF THOSE DICKHEADS AND ALSO MAKES FUN OF MLM FETISHIZE...
