dang and bambo x reader oneshoots

dav x reader

so have you guys seen the fnf mod called vs dav

yeah here's a x reader oneshot of it yw

"you get out of bed tired as all hell shit and you eat a cereal (bland-os)

and you gopher a walk and find a house that you think is silly funny little house there's probably a funny dude or dude in there 

then you see him and he asks "why u here?"""""""""" and younreply "I was just admiring your house" you say "the house is so awesome the house is so cool, it could be the most incredible house the world has ever seen the windows light up cool did I just hear an explosion oh god its on fire I'm calling the department ok that's what you said

after 57.936178492 seconds the firemen arrive and put out the fire 'my son is in there' dav says as the fire is being put out and your like 'oh noes!!!!' and then you offer for him to stay at your place because his house just burnt to a crisp

and and" you are then interrupted by dav "what the fuck are you talking about" you then realize I forgot to put a " at the end of your sentence earlier

you just scrolled up to check didn't you

anyways you are so embarrassed that you implode and die the end!!!" you say to dav

THATS RIGHT I JUST DID IT AGAIN IF YOU PAID CLOSE ATTENTION YOU WOULD'VE SEEN THE " AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY IM SO SMART HAHAHAHAAHAHA "that is the worst story ever" dav, your coworker says "you should put that on wattpad"

you both stand there by the water thingamajig for a second before you share a long and romantic kiss

at the end of the day you walk home and see your fiance welcome old making dinner "oh hey babe how was work" the famous song asks

you don't tell them about what happened with you and dav at work today, for obvious reasons

so you eat dinner which is f/f the best food ever and then sleep for 4 hours

in the morning you see your fiance has already gone to their place of work, you make yourself a bowl of bland-os and head outside

while on your way to work you spot a wacky little house like that one from the fanfic you wrote earlier and you think "that has to be davs house" his car is still in the driveway so you decide to knock on the door

dav answers and your brain instantly turns to mush

"hi guys ig me davernfhdmskun " say dav befoe doing 3874 backflips a she doos everydav

marriage marriage marriage

you pass out, falling backwards and hitting your head on the pavement

you wake up and see all your loved ones and welcome old around you in a hospital

what

ok the ai write now

you awake in hell and what greets you? DEOZANSON IN YOUR HEADhe's a monster who messes with people's headsduring the day he takes on various forms, sometimes he's a lawyer, sometimes a carpenter, sometimes a dog walker, sometimes a doctor or an engineer, sometimes a scientist, sometimes a human.at night he is the devil that guards hell, threatening those that step outside of ityou then decide that you will finally confront him, even though you're not sure what you'll do.you remember how old locked up in the mental hospital you were for "manslaughter"so you figure hell is all his doing so you decide to go talk to himonly there is no door, only a huge mirror where he had that sword and he has that sword turned into a wall with "no in and no out" written on itso the

what the hell I guess this is about this now you flat lined ig

you and dav who is also dead run at the demon guy deozanson with swords in hand and start whacking him and stuff until he dies because I can't write fights lolmao and as the demon guy dramatically explodes slot in vidya gaem fashion and and dav kiss eachother passinoely and welcome old is there and their like "noooooooooooo!!!! my evil scheme to keep y/n with me forever failed deozanson your fired"

so you and dav get married after escaping hell somehow and everyone from every fanficton I've written attends because I wanted them to

"congrats on marriage y/n" says racquet the awesome new character in bfdi who debuted in tpot 3 lolmao

"this is very different from when I got married" says sammy

"I love popaldi" says bamb, who was not mentioned in this story before now

"hi guys its me teardrop and I am attending this wedding" says teardrop

"sussing" says sussing

<BanduGames11> awesome!!!!!!!

"okay that's enough characters" says shuttle man

trista is dead btw lol lol rip bozo deserved

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