Just Straykids Things

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Chan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Seungmin: ...I did. I broke it.

Hyunjin: No. No you didn't. Jisung?

Jisung: Don't look at me. Look at Felix

Felix:

Felix: What?! I didn't break it.

Jisung: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Felix: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jisung: Suspicious

Felix: No, it's not!

Changbin: If it matters, probably not, but Jeongin was the last one to use it.

Jeongin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Changbin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jeongin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Changbin!

Seungmin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chan.

Hyunjin: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Changbin: Chan... Felix(s) been awfully quiet.

Felix: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Minho, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Minho: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

Minho:

Minho: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.